Rape Gang

A close-knit group of people, usually men, who rape, attempt to rape, discuss plans to rape, or otherwise act sexually aggressive towards others without their consent. These people tend to believe that date rape is not possible, that no really means maybe, that sex with children, handicapped, or elderly persons is never rape, that not saying no is a way of saying yes, that getting someone too drunk/high to say no is not rape, etc.

Typical people who are prone to be rape gang members are football players, athletes, coaches, priests, police officers, hunters, inmates, and construction workers.
John started getting harassed by the local cops ever since he stood up to a prominent rape gang in town and refused to participate in their activities. Most of the men at work no longer speak to him either.
by Purple Gurl April 11, 2011
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Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl March 23, 2011
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White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
by Purple Gurl February 06, 2015
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boystick

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.
Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.
by Purple Gurl March 22, 2011
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purple people

1: A hypothetical race used when the issue of racism is discussed. Proponents of this usage figure there are no people with purple skin, and figure it is safe to use.

2: People who love the color purple and purple things, often in an extreme fashion.

3: People born with Purple skin, usually of an alien race.
1: "I don't care if our president is Black, White, Purple, or even Green."

"I tend not to be racist, but I must draw the line at Purple people."

2: Jennifer is such a purple person! She eats purple food, has purple hair, wears purple clothes, and likes purple unicorns. Rumor has it that even her feces is purple.

3: I had some purple people move in beside me. They were good people. They always parked their spaceship properly, kept their tentacles braided neatly, kept their alien plants watered, and mostly kept to themselves.
by Purple Gurl March 30, 2011
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Purplonian

An alien race with purple skin and numerous scalp tentacles. They come from Planet Purplonia. The Greenians forcibly colonized their planet.
"A Purplonian family moved in beside of me, and I love asking them about their homeland and their culture."
by Purple Gurl October 01, 2014
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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015
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