A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
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"Dude I have an awesome idea. Jerry passed out early, and I really have to fart. I think I will give him a stinky davis."
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"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."
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