Definitions by Punchy McAssface Jr.

Sidewalk snail barrier

The sidewalk snail barrier is when a group of 3 or more people are walking extra slow down a busy city sidewalk, spaced out with no room in between. This makes it nearly impossible for someone who walks at a normal pace to pass said group.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I was walking as fast as I could, but I ran into a sidewalk snail barrier."

Sidewalk snail barrier by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."

"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."

Dominican Shower by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Billy Joel Special 

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

Billy Joel Special by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Stinky hustle 

This happens when you have to take a shit really bad and while you are racing to the bathroom, you release small farts for every step you take.

"I had to take a crap so bad, I did the stinky hustle all the way to the bathroom."

Stinky hustle by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Flibbertygibbit 

Someone who sucks really bad and pisses you off for unknown reasons

"I've never really talked to my neighbor but I just know he is a Flibbertygibbit."

Flibbertygibbit by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

ape funk by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Stinky Davis 

A stinky davis is when you find someone who is sleeping, then you pull down your pants, and put their nose in your ass crack. When said victim is about inhales, you release a fart which travels directly through the persons nose, often waking and/or alarming the victim.

"Dude I have an awesome idea. Jerry passed out early, and I really have to fart. I think I will give him a stinky davis."

Stinky Davis by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 4, 2010