Stinky hustle

This happens when you have to take a shit really bad and while you are racing to the bathroom, you release small farts for every step you take.

"I had to take a crap so bad, I did the stinky hustle all the way to the bathroom."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010

Unfriendly fire

Unfriendly fire is when you fart on a friend as a joke. Unknown to you, this certain friend also happens to have a nasty fart brewing, so they release it upon you as immediate revenge

"Last night when I was hanging out with my friends, I decided to rip a fart in Franks face. Unknown to me, I was about to be hit with some unfriendly fire."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 12, 2010

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

Billy Joel Special

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010

Filthy Fernando

After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim

"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 02, 2010

Southbound Mud Pile

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.

"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010

Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010