Definitions by Pumkin

Teacher 

A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.

Look, that’s my English teacher. I dont like him. He is Satan’s employee.

Teacher by Pumkin October 14, 2019

Mark 

Some Asian who is chill to be friends with

Oh hi Mark

Mark by Pumkin October 13, 2019

Amit 

A shitty boss who annoys his employees to the core

Look its Amit, get back to work before he catches you breathing

Amit by Pumkin October 13, 2019

Bobs 

What a non English speaking person (most likely Indian) would refer to boobs/breasts through a text message on facebook

Indian man: show me you bobs

Bobs by Pumkin October 13, 2019

Booty 

The other 1/3 of what rappers and most people of society see these days. Triple B. The other 2/3 being breasts and body

Damn, look at that booty on her

Booty by Pumkin October 13, 2019

Sksksks 

What dumb bitches that pretend to give a fuck about turtles say. They don’t know shit but pretend that they’re “woke” because they are aware that sea creatures are dying but only focus on turtles. They don’t know shit about society or anything that’s going on around them. They wear scrunches and on a average have 1000x hydroflasks lying around because they throw it away and don’t use it yet pretend to care the most about the environment. They also call themselves ‘vsco girls’.

Vsco girl: save the turtles sksksks (accidentally on purpose drops hydro flask) and i oop-
Me: smh, why do we have suck humans on this planets? Or are they even humans?

Sksksks by Pumkin October 13, 2019

doo doo earthquake 

farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet

He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up.

doo doo earthquake by Pumkin April 22, 2006