Definitions by PuffyRI

zoom cuck 

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

zoom cuck by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Kool Randy 

The afterload.. That gob of cum that leaks out 5 minutes later that gets all over everything

I was laying there after I banged Jess, my Kool Randy absolutely destroyed her sheets

Kool Randy by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

Ball Spackle 

Semen, cum, jizz… Especially super sticky jizz that acts like super glue if left on a surface

I shot my Ball Spackle all over Meg’s tits, I used my sock to clean it off and it was stuck together tight

Ball Spackle by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

Triple 6’s 

It’s the criteria for boujee, vanity driven women in their quest for their “perfect man”. It means at least a 6 figure income, 6 pack abs and a 6+ inch cock. Usually these women can be found at uppity restaurants and bars with resting bitch face and drinking white wine spritzers

Erika is still single, a lot of nice guys ask her out but she’s only into guys with Triple 6’s… Hence why she’s perpetually alone

Triple 6’s by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

ball spackle 

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.

Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.

ball spackle by PuffyRI July 24, 2022

Triple 6’s 

What women who have unrealistic expectations of what their ideal should be versus reality. 6 pack abs, 6 figure salary and at least a 6” cock

Lisa is still single at 40, she’s looking for her Triple 6’s man and she’s a 7 at best…

Triple 6’s by PuffyRI July 19, 2022

general meow’s kitten 

Basically a general definition of any strip mall Chinese restaurant fare that is ready in “10 minute” and you question the quality and origin of the “meat” involved.

I ordered General Tso Chicken from Jade Shack but I have a feeling it was actually General Meow’s Kitten because it tasted funny. I swear it had to be walking on 4 legs earlier in the week.

general meow’s kitten by PuffyRI July 11, 2022