Puchin's definitions

Balunatic

A balunatic is a person who is so fearful that the world is about to erupt into nuclear war because several balloons were shot down by the military in the last week.

That balunatic on TV is trying to scare us all into thinking the world is about to end.

by Puchin February 13, 2023

Cuntdejo

The first four words of this are obvious. The last four come from the Spanish word pendejo that means stupid. Cuntdejo is a word created to describe a stupid cunt

When AOC makes statements about economic issues that make no sense at all with that arrogant assertive look on her face, she is the epitome of a cuntdejo.

by Puchin March 14, 2022

Plotitician

A person who seeks or uses political office for personal gain.

The unscrupulous Plotitician who hatched this scheme has decided to run for office so he can make it happen.

by Puchin August 1, 2012

FloatGate

An orchestrated political event created when a prominent political leader is removed from a float in a parade conspicuously so as to cause embarrassment for a candidate for office.

When the policeman called for a warrant to be served on a local democratic official during a parade when that official was on a float, his public handcuffing attracted enough media attention that it became known as FloatGate.

by Puchin October 13, 2011

Kotext

When two people are texting each other at the same time.

Those two kids text so much there must be some kotexting going on between them

by Puchin May 8, 2012