Publius0987's definitions

Post Coming Out Era

The period of time we're currently in where everyone is so gay that no one comes out formally any more. You just know by their look and their actions.

"How did all of these makeup wearing clowns get their jobs in politics and business?"
"They took advantage of 'don't ask, don't tell' and 'don't say gay' and now we're in the Post Coming Out Era."

by Publius0987 October 18, 2025

Xeguere

Indescribable anger so extreme it must be expressed by screaming, pantomiming punches and kicks, or by hitting inanimate objects; apocalyptic rage; anger to the point of irrationality.

I've been so xeguered about living in such a shit country lately that I hurt my back shadow boxing, so I can't come in to work today.

by Publius0987 April 8, 2025

Fast Forward

Having to skip past the boring part of a porn video to get to the good part.

I wish women would stop wearing clothes in porn videos. We always fast forward to the naked scenes anyway. Just be naked from the start!

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Trad Gay

A traditional gay man or lesbian woman who espouses traditional monogamous values, and family.

America left the trad gay group in the dust and handed the reins over to a bunch of total faggots. No wonder the country has turned to shit.

by Publius0987 September 27, 2025

Dumb dumb

An insult only an old ass politician would ever lob at another person.

Today, Gavin Newsom called JD Vance a dumb dumb, so that means he must want to suck his dick like a dum dum lollipop. Take your corrupt, stolen money and get the fuck out of here you meatheads!

by Publius0987 July 30, 2025

Arnold Palmer

A famous pro golfer whose dick Donald Trump admires.

When I was in college, I heard some faggot say that his asshole was so sensitive that "when I shit, I cum." That was the gayest thing I ever heard. Donald Trump's Arnold Palmer remark was the second gayest thing I ever heard.

by Publius0987 April 24, 2025

Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.

I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025