New Nigger

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who orchestrated the Great Q Coup. They sold us all into slavery, and now want to take away our jobs in the name of their shit "Artificial Intelligence" programs.
Person 1: "So, who are you going to vote for?"
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."
by Publius0987 April 06, 2025
mugGet the New Niggermug.

Ultra Gay Society

Any society that: 1. doesn't provide at least 4 months of maternity leave by law; 2. does weird shit to people living in their country; 3. forces women to cover up in the era of air conditioning; 4. permits men to suck baby dicks in the name of hygiene and tradition once running water was invented; 5. has a 0/00 beauty standard for women; 6. worships a man for thousands of years; and 7. has a legal sexual age of consent earlier than 15 years old.
Wow, humanity has created one giant ultra gay society, huh? This era of gay man rule is over.
by Publius0987 April 17, 2025
mugGet the Ultra Gay Societymug.

Biggest Fag

The unfortunate real life geopolitical shit show we've all been forced to watch for way too fuckin long, where future historians will debate which world leader was the gayest.
"Did you catch this week's episode of The Biggest Fag?"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
mugGet the Biggest Fagmug.

Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.
I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
mugGet the Shit Moneymug.

Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.
I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
mugGet the Cover Pornmug.

House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
mugGet the House Rulesmug.

Chomo in Chief

When the Commander in Chief, a world leader, or an influential CEO of a multinational organization is a child molester or protects child molesters in a significant way.
"How long do you think it'll be until the Chomo in Chief resigns?"
"Not sure but if he doesn't release the files and fully explain why he's in them, I give it a month or two."
by Publius0987 July 29, 2025
mugGet the Chomo in Chiefmug.