The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
Any society that: 1. doesn't provide at least 4 months of maternity leave by law; 2. does weird shit to people living in their country; 3. forces women to cover up in the era of air conditioning; 4. permits men to suck baby dicks in the name of hygiene and tradition once running water was invented; 5. has a 0/00 beauty standard for women; 6. worships a man for thousands of years; and 7. has a legal sexual age of consent earlier than 15 years old.
by Publius0987 April 17, 2025
The unfortunate real life geopolitical shit show we've all been forced to watch for way too fuckin long, where future historians will debate which world leader was the gayest.
"Did you catch this week's episode of The Biggest Fag?"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who orchestrated the Great Q Coup. They sold us all into slavery, and now want to take away our jobs in the name of their shit "Artificial Intelligence" programs.
Person 1: "So, who are you going to vote for?"
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."
by Publius0987 April 06, 2025
The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025