Definitions by Publius0987
Candidate
The fictional character a politician creates in order to win an election, complete with many lies and promises that will not be kept.
Everybody loved the Candidate Barack Obama. A brilliant speaker, extremely inspirational, and capable of making anyone scream with patriotism. However, while his presidency wasn't horrific, it wasn't nearly as good as he made us think it would be when he was the Candidate. He fumbled the handoff, the easiest play in sports, and gave us Trump and Biden. He needs to atone for that one.
Candidate by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
The Guillotine
What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.
"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."
The Guillotine by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
No Kings Protest
The one day protest across the nation where hundreds of thousands of people marched against ICE raids targeting illegal immigrants.
Why are there not No Kings Protests every weekend calling for the Queen from Queens to resign? Did they only organize to give Don a distraction from his very public breakup with First Gentleman Elon Musk? People don't care about ending wars in Gaza and Ukraine? There are no kings here, but there certainly is a queen.
No Kings Protest by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer
Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.
Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer by Publius0987 August 8, 2025
America's Hitler
JD Vance stated he goes“back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a–hole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler.” It's time for America's Hitler, who only could 'win' by 1% because he went up against a word salad tossing clown Kamala Harris after the other guy was thrown out by his own party, to step down.
America's Hitler by Publius0987 August 7, 2025
Scumbag Era
The period of human history from the beginning of civilization until the present day, where humans have been unable to figure out how to coexist in a world without war, and doing stupid shit to each other.
Much like a used condom on the street, we're going to throw out everything from the Scumbag Era, and start a new phase of humanity free of war and doing stupid shit to each other. It ends now.
Scumbag Era by Publius0987 August 7, 2025
Jigger
Did you see the video of the jiggers shooting the Palestinians trying to get food because some other jiggers are starving them to death? Man, I'm going to need several jiggers of rum to process that my hard earned tax dollars are going to support this shit!
Jigger by Publius0987 August 6, 2025