Scumbag Era

The period of human history from the beginning of civilization until the present day, where humans have been unable to figure out how to coexist in a world without war, and doing stupid shit to each other.
Much like a used condom on the street, we're going to throw out everything from the Scumbag Era, and start a new phase of humanity free of war and doing stupid shit to each other. It ends now.
by Publius0987 August 07, 2025
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No Kings Protest

The one day protest across the nation where hundreds of thousands of people marched against ICE raids targeting illegal immigrants.
Why are there not No Kings Protests every weekend calling for the Queen from Queens to resign? Did they only organize to give Don a distraction from his very public breakup with First Gentleman Elon Musk? People don't care about ending wars in Gaza and Ukraine? There are no kings here, but there certainly is a queen.
by Publius0987 August 09, 2025
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Game Over

The end of the two party political system in America.
We've had too many corrupt elections in a row now, so it's game over. The time has come for a serious Independent candidate with a smart platform to win.
by Publius0987 April 14, 2025
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Great Q Coup

The decades long takeover of institutions, governments, companies, and groups by gay individuals. They achieved this by using diversionary tactics like war and divisive and extreme positions to distract people away from their queer nature.
The Great Q Coup is perhaps humanity's biggest mistake. They gave us war to kill mainly straight men, abortion to keep straight men from moving on, and the MeToo Movement to vilify straight men by making the conversation about extreme examples. The Great Q Coup has been an absolutely evil disaster.
by Publius0987 April 09, 2025
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The future name of the small piece of land surrounding Washington DC once the United States formally falls, when we are no longer able to pay our debt due to the corrupt mismanagement of public funds for decades, and most of the land that currently constitutes the United States of America is sold off.
I bet they'll make YMCA the national anthem of the Homocratic States of America!

It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?
by Publius0987 August 18, 2025
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Abortion Advertisement

When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.
When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.
by Publius0987 August 04, 2025
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Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.
In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.
by Publius0987 August 05, 2025
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