Publius0987's definitions

Ultra Gay Society

Any society that: 1. doesn't provide at least 4 months of maternity leave by law; 2. does weird shit to people living in their country; 3. forces women to cover up in the era of air conditioning; 4. permits men to suck baby dicks in the name of hygiene and tradition once running water was invented; 5. has a 0/00 beauty standard for women; 6. worships a man for thousands of years; and 7. has a legal sexual age of consent earlier than 15 years old.

Wow, humanity has created one giant ultra gay society, huh? This era of gay man rule is over.

by Publius0987 April 17, 2025

Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.

I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.

"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Puzzler

A supposedly High IQ individual who can do a puzzle pretty fast but can't solve any of humanity's problems with immense power and wealth.

An old school idiot savant.

It's pretty puzzling how all of these Puzzlers made it to the top of the food chain. Well, actually it's not. They're just the product of corruption, that's all.

by Publius0987 September 12, 2025

Not Gay Enough

When someone is so gay that you wish they'd be even more gay and suck someone's dick 24/7, so they'd shut the fuck up already.

Donald Trump is the most openly gay president in American history, but he's not gay enough because he still manages to be extremely damaging to America with all the stupid shit he says and does. He should be sucking Elon's dick all the time.

by Publius0987 April 30, 2025

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Q-Ping-Pong

The American political system, where gay men from both major parties passed the keys to each other over the course of several decades, and made it look like they were fighting each other.

We need a new party with a leader who isn't a total fucking clown to emerge so this shitty game of Q-Ping-Pong can end already!

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025