Leadershit

When leadership turns to shit.

Humanity has had leadershit for several decades now. These fuckin faggots have done such a shit job for such a long time. These fuckin niggers have to go!

by Publius0987 August 04, 2025

Dumb dumb

An insult only an old ass politician would ever lob at another person.

Today, Gavin Newsom called JD Vance a dumb dumb, so that means he must want to suck his dick like a dum dum lollipop. Take your corrupt, stolen money and get the fuck out of here you meatheads!

by Publius0987 July 30, 2025

Xeguere

Indescribable anger so extreme it must be expressed by screaming, pantomiming punches and kicks, or by hitting inanimate objects; apocalyptic rage; anger to the point of irrationality.

I've been so xeguered about living in such a shit country lately that I hurt my back shadow boxing, so I can't come in to work today.

by Publius0987 April 08, 2025

Fast Forward

Having to skip past the boring part of a porn video to get to the good part.

I wish women would stop wearing clothes in porn videos. We always fast forward to the naked scenes anyway. Just be naked from the start!

by Publius0987 August 03, 2025

Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.

This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.

by Publius0987 September 16, 2025

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.

I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!

by Publius0987 August 08, 2025