Definitions by Publius0987
Ghetto Toast
A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
Ghetto Toast by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
House Rules
The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.
"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."
House Rules by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Family Feud
The moment in time the British Royal Family jumped the shark and abdicated the throne by making the lame disagreement between William and Harry their main storyline for a really long time.
Family Feud by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Faggot Prison
The giant, open-air prison that is the United States, because you need a lot of money to leave America and change citizenships legally, and the gay leadership has kept all the good paying jobs for other gay individuals, so you can't leave.
Since they're in the business of changing names now, they ought to change the name of this faggot prison to Faggotland USA.
Faggot Prison by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Shit Country
Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
Shit Country by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Political Suicide
1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
Political Suicide by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Ghetto Pest Control
When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.
"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."
Ghetto Pest Control by Publius0987 April 12, 2025