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Shit Food

American made processed food.

Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.
"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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Candidate

The fictional character a politician creates in order to win an election, complete with many lies and promises that will not be kept.
Everybody loved the Candidate Barack Obama. A brilliant speaker, extremely inspirational, and capable of making anyone scream with patriotism. However, while his presidency wasn't horrific, it wasn't nearly as good as he made us think it would be when he was the Candidate. He fumbled the handoff, the easiest play in sports, and gave us Trump and Biden. He needs to atone for that one.
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Anti-Sapienism

When you take the sapien (wisdom) out of homo sapien, and are left with only homo.
Stupid shit like climate change denial, or any other extremist position, is anti-sapienism at its worst. All the far right and far left positions are just signs that the person espousing it is far from being straight. We're sending these niggers running for the hills.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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Faggot Prison

The giant, open-air prison that is the United States, because you need a lot of money to leave America and change citizenships legally, and the gay leadership has kept all the good paying jobs for other gay individuals, so you can't leave.
Since they're in the business of changing names now, they ought to change the name of this faggot prison to Faggotland USA.
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.
I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!
by Publius0987 August 8, 2025
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Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.
In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
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