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Definitions by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush

somalians 

people from the area known as somalia
walahi no akla, mohammed was somalian
a rather "unkempt" nether region of the fairer sex
70's porn stars
my 2000 impala. looked just like a cop car. she was bling bling baby!

carpenter's dream 

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia
Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"
female junglist. often seen with a spliff and a blck or white kangol hat.
or a female fan of jungle
that weird girl in my law class

junglist 

'e bee dee one ehn deh back of deh massive wit deh jib, deh spliff, deh junglette, end deh blak 'oodie. enuther name for a rudebowy. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeh now wikid! BO! BO! BO!
me!

rasputin 

lover of the russian queen, full of ecstasy and fire
rah rah rah rasputin ate the russian queen like a medium poutine