dyno

a machine used to measure the WHP (wheel hp) of a car across the cars entire range of gears.. also gives torque ratings

I just got my car dynoed after installing the intercooler, larger turbo and boost controller. I'm at 344 whp and roughly 300 ft/lb of torque

by pseudonym April 20, 2004

Newport

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties

A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

Jakie

West coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly Glasgow).

Look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.

by pseudonym October 27, 2004

jeph howard

The beautiful, funny, talented, bassist of The Used.

Tomato in me back pocket!

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

138

police code for drunk and disorderly.
police code for drunk and disorderly. police code for drunk and disorderly.

we are 138. we are 138. we are 138. we are 138.

by pseudonym July 08, 2004

penny pincher

Someone who makes alot of money and does not do jack shit with it, says they have no money knowing they have over 100 in their pocket, then all of the sudden splurges on something they do not need. Like a big screen TV.

by pseudonym May 31, 2004

gdi

1. "God Damn Independent" - A derogatory term used by members of Greek organizations to describe someone who has sufficient intelligence and social skills to simply make friends, not pay for them.

"Look at that GDI, he'll go somewhere in life, unlike the legions of coked out worthless douchebags who were misled into thinking that joining a fucking frat was a smart decision."

by Pseudonym March 30, 2005