Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

by Pseudonym June 19, 2005

bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.

1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

thingers

poop that smells super bad

those thingers smell bad

by pseudonym April 02, 2005

g-unit

one of the best rap labels ever

the game is one of the best rapers out there

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

unrequited

Most commonly used when referring to a strong romantic feeling for someone that is not returned. This is often due to a one sided platonic relationship.
A relationship is often built up in ones head, only to find out that the other person does not feel the same way, therefore it is unrequited.

“Nothing kills the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love” ~Charlie Brown

by pseudonym October 07, 2004

what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 07, 2004

god

A word that is used mainly after writing ''oh'' that is used in lots of sentences to show something that the people that uses it find revolting, disgusting and about every feeling that you can have.

Oh god, that guy is totally out of topic, we are speaking here about religion issues that have indeed no relation with urbandictionnary.com

by pseudonym December 28, 2004