Definitions by Professional Jotaro Simp

Dio's Husband 

Ben Shapiro

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."

Dio's Husband by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021

two trucks 

a masterpiece

"Hey, have you heard the song Two Trucks?"

"You mean the one that talks about two trucks having sex?"

two trucks by Professional Jotaro Simp April 21, 2021

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is 

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

sussy baka 

When someone’s being a sus baka

“You’re such a sussy baka 🤪👹👺😈🥵😡”
“Wtf”

sussy baka by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

shoto todoroki 

Emo guy with daddy issues that some girls fangirl over

BNHA Fan 1: "Do you know Shoto Todoroki? He has a pretty sad backstory"
BNHA Fan 2: "Yeah, but he's overrated."

shoto todoroki by Professional Jotaro Simp April 8, 2021

Sans' Wife and Gf

Usually a cringy girl between the ages of 8-12 that will threaten anyone else who has a crush on Sans, a character from the game Undertale. They usually make traced "animations" where they declare that Sans is "theirs" and anyone who touches him will die.

Cringy 10 y/o: UwU OwO I'm Sans' Wife and Gf anyone who touches him will die UwU
Everyone else: Please just shut up.

Sans' Wife and Gf by Professional Jotaro Simp April 6, 2021

touch you

An opening that's way too good for the anime it's featured in (well, if we ignore the lyrics).

Friend 1: "Hey, do you know the song Touch You from Yarichin Bitch Club?"

Friend 2: "I do! It's way too catchy for being from THAT anime though."

touch you by Professional Jotaro Simp April 6, 2021