Prof. ButtDick's definitions

Danny DeVito

Jesus 2.0, as in the embodiment of god, but better.

Bro Danny DeVito is god

by Prof. ButtDick November 19, 2020

Michigonian

A dumbass who thinks it’s michigonian not Michigander

Michigander: fuck you

Fucking Ohio person: oh yeah! Fuck you, you fucking michigonian!

Michigander: the fuck did you just call me?!?! *beats Ohioan*

by Prof. ButtDick July 6, 2021

bekford

a sexy bass player who is awesome

Bekford is so fucking attractive im going to cum

by Prof. ButtDick October 18, 2023

Fop

Fuckin Ohio person/people

Usually seen driving in Michigan during National Cherry Festival

Identified by Ohio license

Michigander 1, “hey look bruh, it’s a fop!”
Michigander 2, “what’s a fop!”
Michigander 1, “fuckin Ohio Person!”
Michigander 2, “Those damn Ohioans are so desperate for something to put on their license plates The Birthplace of Aviation.”

by Prof. ButtDick January 22, 2022