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Definitions by Prof. ButtDick

Bekford is so fucking attractive im going to cum
bekford by Prof. ButtDick October 18, 2023
Fuckin Ohio person/people

Usually seen driving in Michigan during National Cherry Festival

Identified by Ohio license
Michigander 1, “hey look bruh, it’s a fop!”
Michigander 2, “what’s a fop!”
Michigander 1, “fuckin Ohio Person!”
Michigander 2, “Those damn Ohioans are so desperate for something to put on their license plates The Birthplace of Aviation.”
Fop by Prof. ButtDick January 22, 2022

Michigonian 

A dumbass who thinks it’s michigonian not Michigander
Michigander: fuck you

Fucking Ohio person: oh yeah! Fuck you, you fucking michigonian!

Michigander: the fuck did you just call me?!?! *beats Ohioan*
Michigonian by Prof. ButtDick July 6, 2021

Danny DeVito 

Jesus 2.0, as in the embodiment of god, but better.
Danny DeVito by Prof. ButtDick November 19, 2020