Definitions by Pro-nun-see-A-shun

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) 

A misspelling of the word 'nice'. Occasionally used to describe nissan.

"Ooh, that's a nyse car."
"The Nissan?"
"No you n00b, the car!"

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

X-box 

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

X-box by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

XP 

The latest operating system to be conceived by Microsoft. XP is short for experience.

"TheMann can't afford to buy XP, it seems his rusty trombones are cheap."

XP by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

nissan 

Another Run-of-the-mill automobile

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with N."
"Nissan?"
"Correct! How'd you know?"
"We're in a Nissan parking lot"

nissan by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

nutscrape 

A medical condition after severe scratching of the testicles.

"He was involved in a sexual act with his cat and his cat scratched his balls, he was in hospital for a week with his nutscrape!"
"Dude!"

nutscrape by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

Condom

An object used during sexual intercourse which is forbidden by the Catholic Church

Condom by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

cancer 

A fatal disease caused by the replication of a broken cell.

cancer by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002