Part 1
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
229'er- Who's that sitting in that truck over there?
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
Innocent 229'er-Who are you texting?
Not so innocent texter-Im texting No-Reply
Innocent 229'er- Why? He's not gonna reply!
Not so innocent texter-Dang it! You're right! What was I thinking? (As he throws the phone on disgust)
Not so innocent texter-Im texting No-Reply
Innocent 229'er- Why? He's not gonna reply!
Not so innocent texter-Dang it! You're right! What was I thinking? (As he throws the phone on disgust)
by Princess Weirdo February 02, 2022
An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.
Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......
So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......
So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022
TT-Why are you traveling this forbidden 229 in your g-string and stiletto's?
Weary Traveler-Must reach X-Mart before nightfall. Need lube
TT- I know it's you Gregor.
Weary Traveler-Must reach X-Mart before nightfall. Need lube
TT- I know it's you Gregor.
by Princess Weirdo February 02, 2022
This means LISTEN UP MF'ER! Youre about to hear something important and you WILL be held accountable for the info. It's accompanied at times by ringing in the ears, headache , and blurred vision. A LET IT BE KNOWN can be in verbal or written form.
They are usually ineffective because the non-listeners are often dumbasses but they are still accountable for the info.
They are usually ineffective because the non-listeners are often dumbasses but they are still accountable for the info.
Dr Phil--Dod you tell Gregor about his ass?
Krystola- ahhh, Imma wait and beat his ass when he gets outta jail!
Dr Phil- Woosah Krystola, I have several issues with that. You should atleast do a LET IT BE KNOWN announcement.
Krystola- ahhh, Imma wait and beat his ass when he gets outta jail!
Dr Phil- Woosah Krystola, I have several issues with that. You should atleast do a LET IT BE KNOWN announcement.
by Princess Weirdo February 02, 2022
The real part 2
The other parts is actually part 3
We're a very special 2 live crue!! Don't judge us but damn sure DO NOT join us! Unless you want to. Dr Phil might still have a couch available. You know a 229'er by the mark. It's too late for people like Krystola and Gregor because they've already got the mark. JoeKnow's youre marked as well so you should just go ahead and marry Princess Weirdo. I'm just saying. She is pretty fucking amazing ya know??!!! Back to the mark, it's more of a crazy look in their eyes but for Goodness sakes, DO NOT EVER LOOK A 229'ER IN THE EYE. You'll turn to stone or you'll just be stoned if we can find the weed pipe. If not there's trash everywhere we'll use a f'ing can. PW has been herd at work with getting the trash up but more trash arrives daily...so thanks for that yall. More characteristics 229'ers share are the belief they've been kidnapped by aliens and probed in the ass. Very little evidence is necessary to make any claim or accusation in this land time forgot on purpose. Actually you don't need any. Merely think it and utter the words. They don't even need to make any sense at all cuz some of these 229'ers only require drama and fuckery in order to sustain life. Toby Keith's song I Love This Bar was originally named I Hate the 229. Indeed, it was written about the 229 but much like Ellen in the 90's, the world just wasn't ready.
The other parts is actually part 3
We're a very special 2 live crue!! Don't judge us but damn sure DO NOT join us! Unless you want to. Dr Phil might still have a couch available. You know a 229'er by the mark. It's too late for people like Krystola and Gregor because they've already got the mark. JoeKnow's youre marked as well so you should just go ahead and marry Princess Weirdo. I'm just saying. She is pretty fucking amazing ya know??!!! Back to the mark, it's more of a crazy look in their eyes but for Goodness sakes, DO NOT EVER LOOK A 229'ER IN THE EYE. You'll turn to stone or you'll just be stoned if we can find the weed pipe. If not there's trash everywhere we'll use a f'ing can. PW has been herd at work with getting the trash up but more trash arrives daily...so thanks for that yall. More characteristics 229'ers share are the belief they've been kidnapped by aliens and probed in the ass. Very little evidence is necessary to make any claim or accusation in this land time forgot on purpose. Actually you don't need any. Merely think it and utter the words. They don't even need to make any sense at all cuz some of these 229'ers only require drama and fuckery in order to sustain life. Toby Keith's song I Love This Bar was originally named I Hate the 229. Indeed, it was written about the 229 but much like Ellen in the 90's, the world just wasn't ready.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
JoeKnow's- Look there's is Styles Re. He doesn't know wack cousins.
Princess Weirdo- Nope but I sure know wack cousins.
JoeKnows- Know'em?!! You have wack cousins PW!!!
Dr. Phil- JoeKnow's, did you tell her she IS a wack cousin?
Princess Weirdo- Nope but I sure know wack cousins.
JoeKnows- Know'em?!! You have wack cousins PW!!!
Dr. Phil- JoeKnow's, did you tell her she IS a wack cousin?
by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022