What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job
Can also be known as a paper bag job
"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
The five sided building which was allegedly hit by a plane. However, why was there only a 14 foot wide hole in the wall, and no plane debris anywhere...?
Check the facts and you'll be shocked..
Check the facts and you'll be shocked..
by Prem Shah September 27, 2006
UK Children's television show which was boring as fuck, yet suprisingly addictive.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
Emily the girl
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
What Americans call 'Physical Therapists' ot PTs.
Medically recognised treatment for various health problems including musculoskeletal problems, Neurological problems, Rheumatology etc.
'Physios' have been around in the UK for over 100 years and are the only professionals recognised by the National Health Service (NHS) - Chiropractors and Osteopaths are not and are alternative therapies.
Medically recognised treatment for various health problems including musculoskeletal problems, Neurological problems, Rheumatology etc.
'Physios' have been around in the UK for over 100 years and are the only professionals recognised by the National Health Service (NHS) - Chiropractors and Osteopaths are not and are alternative therapies.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
A great idea that led to lots of fun for the US and UK soldiers.
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...
"why are you angry at the government?"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...
A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
to 'mow the lawn' can also mean to take a dump.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006