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The five sided building which was allegedly hit by a plane. However, why was there only a 14 foot wide hole in the wall, and no plane debris anywhere...?
Check the facts and you'll be shocked..
Check the facts and you'll be shocked..
by Prem Shah September 27, 2006
Get the Pentagon mug.UK Children's television show which was boring as fuck, yet suprisingly addictive.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
A girl called Emily would bring something broken into the shop where Bagpuss and his mice friends lived. The mice would fix it singing "wee weel feex eet, wee weel feex eet.", End of episode.
Bagpuss actually only ever slept or woke up yawning. He was a fat lazy bastard of a cat, with gay pink and white stripes.
The show, looking back, was a load of wank really, but had a cult following and you can still buy bagpuss bags in London today.
Emily the girl
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
Bagpuss the fay lazy bastard cat
The professor - a wodden woodpecker
The mice - slave labour, did all the work and got no thanks.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the bagpuss mug.What Americans call 'Physical Therapists' ot PTs.
Medically recognised treatment for various health problems including musculoskeletal problems, Neurological problems, Rheumatology etc.
'Physios' have been around in the UK for over 100 years and are the only professionals recognised by the National Health Service (NHS) - Chiropractors and Osteopaths are not and are alternative therapies.
Medically recognised treatment for various health problems including musculoskeletal problems, Neurological problems, Rheumatology etc.
'Physios' have been around in the UK for over 100 years and are the only professionals recognised by the National Health Service (NHS) - Chiropractors and Osteopaths are not and are alternative therapies.
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the Physiotherapist mug.I could write a book on this one, and it would be a big as The Bible. What can I say? Most powerful Nation, Biggest Shit-for-brains as Leader...
Bushism examples:
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
I COULD GO ON FOREVER....
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
I COULD GO ON FOREVER....
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the Bushism mug.My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...
A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.
The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
Get the Cheesecake mug.This is what you call a stomach that has become big enough so you can't see your belt.
Mine was caused by chinese food and cider.
Most blokes get it on their 30s if they're lazy like me. You slowly turn into Homer or your Dad.
It's great when you have kids though, they can fall asleep on it.
Mine was caused by chinese food and cider.
Most blokes get it on their 30s if they're lazy like me. You slowly turn into Homer or your Dad.
It's great when you have kids though, they can fall asleep on it.
"Jeez Prem, haven't seen you in years, what's with the pot belly?"
"Living the good life and doing f*** all exercise."
"Fat git"
"Living the good life and doing f*** all exercise."
"Fat git"
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
Get the pot belly mug.What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job
Can also be known as a paper bag job
"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."
"Oh shit, what a minger..."
"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"
"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006
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