Pre-Writing's definitions

108

If you say this to Siri on your iPhone or iPod, Siri will have you talking with an emergency responder in 5 seconds. You can also say 112 to her for emergency services.

Victim: "108!"
Siri: "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Victim: "112!"
Siri: "I've found some results for 'Burger King foot lettuce'."

by Pre-Writing May 28, 2018

Knot

This is speaking of canid animals (members of the dog family; Canidae). A knot is basically a swelling of the Bulbus Glandis, a part of a canine's penis. The erectile tissue swells up during the climax of sexual intercourse and locks when it penetrates the female allowing it to inseminate into the female canine (probably because these canid animals miss when they hump the female so the semen will miss, I think).

Dirty Friend: "Lol. Look at that dog's knot. Now it's stuck with the female"
Other Friend: "You're disgusting. You're probably thinking about bestiality you furry freak."

by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018

memz.exe

a virus that has been around for a while now (depending on the date). This a terrible non recoverable virus. It flashes light copies and inverts screens into each other. This Trojan completely destroys computers. I advise you to only use this on school computer and computers you want to destroy.

I ran the memz.exe virus at school today and was later expelled, but I won't ever regret it.

by Pre-Writing November 4, 2017