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Someone who tries to tell you that there are more nerves in your brain than in your gut, just because of something they found in a book, even though your gut's telling you they're wrong. Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie.
Person 1:That guy's an elitist. He just tried to tell me *insert fact here* when really it's *insert bias opinion here*
Elitist:But *repeat fact* is true. Look here *opens book*
Person 1:ELITIST!!!! 3L337157!!!!!
Elitist:But *repeat fact* is true. Look here *opens book*
Person 1:ELITIST!!!! 3L337157!!!!!
by PossumCuber November 2, 2009
Get the elitist mug.There is no way in any language, with the exception of one dead dialect of Russian to define Chuck Norris, other than the name Chuck Norris. All other attempts to define Chuck Norris fail, and should be given thumbs downs.
by PossumCuber October 14, 2009
Get the Chuck Norris mug.A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
by PossumCuber December 7, 2009
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This party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect Species, as well as PETA's attempt to sue President Obama's "public execution of a fly," claiming that flies are a non-important insect
This party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect Species, as well as PETA's attempt to sue President Obama's "public execution of a fly," claiming that flies are a non-important insect
by PossumCuber December 7, 2009
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Get the Rubik's Cube mug.Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 9, 2010
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