9 definitions by Posh Birds Do It Best

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.
"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"
by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009
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Britains only immigrant we actually managed to get rid of.
"Who's that girl?" "That's no girl, that's Madonna"
by Posh Birds Do It Best October 10, 2009
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