Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Portable Chaoz

Cleftism

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage

Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.

Merch

(noun) the accent produced when buying a bottle of jack a day for more than a week from the same liqour store.

geez, the offislur nearly got me in trouble with the law.

Merch

The instinctive reaction of hearing news of a surprise event

Sam's planicking became so over blown it culminated in a five agency emergency meeting

Merch

a group of people more plasma than personality.

these bunch of cuntymcfucknuggets need more personal development than a whole street of meth addicts

Merch

Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic

she began planicking as the blue line edged across her pregnancy test.

Word of the Day on July 28, 2015

Merch