Definitions by Portable Chaoz

Cleftism 

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage

Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.

Cleftism by Portable Chaoz November 16, 2016

Offislur 

(noun) the accent produced when buying a bottle of jack a day for more than a week from the same liqour store.

geez, the offislur nearly got me in trouble with the law.

Offislur by Portable Chaoz November 14, 2016

Planicking 

The instinctive reaction of hearing news of a surprise event

Sam's planicking became so over blown it culminated in a five agency emergency meeting

Planicking by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015

cuntymcfucknuggets 

a group of people more plasma than personality.

these bunch of cuntymcfucknuggets need more personal development than a whole street of meth addicts

cuntymcfucknuggets by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015

Planicking 

Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic

she began planicking as the blue line edged across her pregnancy test.

Planicking by Portable Chaoz July 23, 2015