Porque Me Buscan's definitions

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Double dipping

When a major movie studio, TV network, and/or record label keeps rereleasing and repackaging previously released media instead of scouring through the vaults and releasing unreleased material.

Warner Bros. is known for constantly double dipping the same 250+ Looney Tunes cartoons on DVD and Blu-ray instead if restoring the other 500+ cartoons that may have not seen the light of day since their original theatrical release.

by Porque Me Buscan January 11, 2021

Busticaca

A bra with little sprinkly things on it
From the Selena Movie, where Selena's dad confronts her in the bus for wearing just her bustier on stage

Selena Quintanilla: It's just a bustier. It's a cool thing.
Abraham Quintanilla: It's a bra with little sprinkly things on it! Busticaca de la menta...

by Porque Me Buscan February 27, 2019

Bachmann

Founded in 1833, Bachmann is an international manufacturer of model trains, specializing in large scale, O scale, HO scale, and N scale trains ranging from entry level sets to precision quality collectibles. Bachmann is best known for their low quality, entry level train sets that are found at major hobby retailers such as Hobby Lobby.

1: Nice little Santa Fe F9 you got there. Who's the manufacturer?
2: Bachmann.
1: Is that a good brand?
2: I'm not too crazy about their version. They made the windshields too oversized, and the front nose paint scheme is incorrect.

by Porque Me Buscan January 12, 2021

MGM

The movie studio whose movies and cartoons start with a mean lion roaring behind an elegant frame made out of film. MGM is known for their funny-ass cartoons like Tom and Jerry, and other characters like Droopy and Screwy Squirrel.

MGM cartoons are funnier than Disney cartoons.

by Porque Me Buscan May 27, 2019

Cornholio

Any Dodge Ram 1500 pickup truck with wide towing mirrors that are rarely ever used for towing; simply a form of upbadging. The way the mirrors "stand" resembles Cornholio, the alter ego of Beavis from the MTV cartoon Beavis and Butt-Head.

Salesman: How can I help you?
Beavis: I am Cornholio! Give me TP for my bunghole!
Salesman: I've got the truck just for you!

by Porque Me Buscan May 20, 2019

Edgar

Edgar is the most common name among takuaches, or Mexican-American teens sporting bowl haircuts, American Fighter t-shirts, gold chains, skinny jeans, and Jordans, and are always driving lowered two-door Chevy Silverado trucks with oversized rims and low profile tires. Edgar's are very common in South Central Los Angeles and Pasadena, Texas and listen to young "Mexillenial" artists such as Natanael Cano, Fuerza Regida and T3R Elemento. They have a tendency to end their sentences with "cuh".

There goes Edgar doing donuts in his Silverado Z71. No quema cuh!

by Porque Me Buscan August 2, 2020