Poop Stain Barney's definitions

Tupac Theory

Explains why people think Tupac is still alive: Tupac Shakur had the nickname of Machiavelli (he spelled it Makaveli). Because the real Machiavelli (Niccolo) faked his own death, some believe Tupac did as well but in reality, it is mere coincidence as Tupac is really dead.

Rick Ross is steady singing, 'Tupac Back' based on Tupac Theory. The song is good but the truth remains: Tupac Dead, Tupac Dead, thats all the Coroner said was Tupac Dead.

by Poop Stain Barney July 1, 2011

Negative Ned

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

by Poop Stain Barney May 17, 2011

dislike bar cliche

Where someone goes on youtube, accounts for the number of dislikes of a video, then makes a sarcastic quip to explain the reason why the video is unliked.

1000 people like the new Christmas video and 20 dislike it.

Person comments, "20 people are Grinches".

This is repeated over and over as a top comment for many videos on youtube and thus a dislike bar cliche.

by Poop Stain Barney December 3, 2011

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011

Rip and Run

To steal someone's Status Update on Facebook and post it as your own.

1st Person: "Yo, did you see what Mike put as his Status Update? No doubt it was funny as hell but he is no King of Wits. He most definitely cut and pasted someone elses status.
2nd Person: "True. That cat is notorious for the Rip and Run."

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

block of cheese

a wad of cash

I sold my old rims for cash to some sucka and made mad bank. Yo, look at this block of cheese I got now.

by Poop Stain Barney December 2, 2010