Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Poop Stain Barney

Negative Ned

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

by Poop Stain Barney May 17, 2011

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endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011

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Validation Addiction

A person who uses Facebook to get their ego stroked and is so enamored by it that an addiction develops out of a need for constant validation.

Note: A sympathy seeker also falls under this category.

All Amy had to do was write, 'Thanks to all for the birthday wishes!' on her Facebook Wall but because of her validation addiction, she instead chose to personally thank each and every one of her 500 friends!

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

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Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011

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