Definitions by Poop Stain Barney

Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.

"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

Coons Ass by Poop Stain Barney July 9, 2011

Tupac Theory 

Explains why people think Tupac is still alive: Tupac Shakur had the nickname of Machiavelli (he spelled it Makaveli). Because the real Machiavelli (Niccolo) faked his own death, some believe Tupac did as well but in reality, it is mere coincidence as Tupac is really dead.

Rick Ross is steady singing, 'Tupac Back' based on Tupac Theory. The song is good but the truth remains: Tupac Dead, Tupac Dead, thats all the Coroner said was Tupac Dead.

Tupac Theory by Poop Stain Barney July 1, 2011

endangered feces 

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

endangered feces by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011

Negative Ned 

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

Negative Ned by Poop Stain Barney May 17, 2011

Domeaphobic 

Fear of showing your bald head (dome) or receding hairline.

That cat Jack most definitely domeaphobic. He aint never take that hat off his dome!

Domeaphobic by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

Validation Addiction 

A person who uses Facebook to get their ego stroked and is so enamored by it that an addiction develops out of a need for constant validation.

Note: A sympathy seeker also falls under this category.

All Amy had to do was write, 'Thanks to all for the birthday wishes!' on her Facebook Wall but because of her validation addiction, she instead chose to personally thank each and every one of her 500 friends!

Validation Addiction by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

Rip and Run 

To steal someone's Status Update on Facebook and post it as your own.

1st Person: "Yo, did you see what Mike put as his Status Update? No doubt it was funny as hell but he is no King of Wits. He most definitely cut and pasted someone elses status.
2nd Person: "True. That cat is notorious for the Rip and Run."

Rip and Run by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011