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Tupac Theory

Explains why people think Tupac is still alive: Tupac Shakur had the nickname of Machiavelli (he spelled it Makaveli). Because the real Machiavelli (Niccolo) faked his own death, some believe Tupac did as well but in reality, it is mere coincidence as Tupac is really dead.
Rick Ross is steady singing, 'Tupac Back' based on Tupac Theory. The song is good but the truth remains: Tupac Dead, Tupac Dead, thats all the Coroner said was Tupac Dead.
by Poop Stain Barney July 1, 2011
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Tebow Overdose

Too Much Tebow Talk. Either people talking good or bad about Tebow to the point that they overdose from it.
Person One: In church when we go down on one knee to pray,
we call that Genuflecting.
Person Two: No you are wrong, that is called Tebowing.
Person One: Maybe you should go to the Hospital for your Tebow Overdose.
by Poop Stain Barney February 4, 2012
mugGet the Tebow Overdosemug.

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.
Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.
by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011
mugGet the sympathy seekermug.

Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.
The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011
mugGet the Dog Worshippersmug.

Domeaphobic

Fear of showing your bald head (dome) or receding hairline.
That cat Jack most definitely domeaphobic. He aint never take that hat off his dome!
by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011
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Rugs

Men who are half Redneck and half Thug.
Jim Bob drives a Ford-150 with Large Mud Tires, Lift Kit, and a HillyBilly Bumper Sticker affixed but when he rolls down the window to his Hick mobile, Tupac Tunes blare out and when he gets out of his truck he sports Basketball High Tops instead of Shit Kicking Cowboy Boots. Jim Bob is a Rug and he hangs around other Rugs.
by Poop Stain Barney August 7, 2012
mugGet the Rugsmug.

Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.
"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)
by Poop Stain Barney July 9, 2011
mugGet the Coons Assmug.

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