sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

attention troll

someone who frequents Facebook Pages or Youtube Videos to post comments in order to get attention.

Looks like the attention troll made another negative comment on the youtube video just to get attention.

by Poop Stain Barney December 18, 2011

endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

by Poop Stain Barney June 01, 2011

Domeaphobic

Fear of showing your bald head (dome) or receding hairline.

That cat Jack most definitely domeaphobic. He aint never take that hat off his dome!

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

Rugs

Men who are half Redneck and half Thug.

Jim Bob drives a Ford-150 with Large Mud Tires, Lift Kit, and a HillyBilly Bumper Sticker affixed but when he rolls down the window to his Hick mobile, Tupac Tunes blare out and when he gets out of his truck he sports Basketball High Tops instead of Shit Kicking Cowboy Boots. Jim Bob is a Rug and he hangs around other Rugs.

by Poop Stain Barney August 07, 2012

Validation Addiction

A person who uses Facebook to get their ego stroked and is so enamored by it that an addiction develops out of a need for constant validation.

Note: A sympathy seeker also falls under this category.

All Amy had to do was write, 'Thanks to all for the birthday wishes!' on her Facebook Wall but because of her validation addiction, she instead chose to personally thank each and every one of her 500 friends!

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011