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Negative Ned

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.
First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."
by Poop Stain Barney May 17, 2011
mugGet the Negative Nedmug.

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.
Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.
by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011
mugGet the sympathy seekermug.

Domeaphobic

Fear of showing your bald head (dome) or receding hairline.
That cat Jack most definitely domeaphobic. He aint never take that hat off his dome!
by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011
mugGet the Domeaphobicmug.

Rugs

Men who are half Redneck and half Thug.
Jim Bob drives a Ford-150 with Large Mud Tires, Lift Kit, and a HillyBilly Bumper Sticker affixed but when he rolls down the window to his Hick mobile, Tupac Tunes blare out and when he gets out of his truck he sports Basketball High Tops instead of Shit Kicking Cowboy Boots. Jim Bob is a Rug and he hangs around other Rugs.
by Poop Stain Barney August 7, 2012
mugGet the Rugsmug.

Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.
The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011
mugGet the Dog Worshippersmug.

Rip and Run

To steal someone's Status Update on Facebook and post it as your own.
1st Person: "Yo, did you see what Mike put as his Status Update? No doubt it was funny as hell but he is no King of Wits. He most definitely cut and pasted someone elses status.
2nd Person: "True. That cat is notorious for the Rip and Run."
by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011
mugGet the Rip and Runmug.

attention troll

someone who frequents Facebook Pages or Youtube Videos to post comments in order to get attention.
Looks like the attention troll made another negative comment on the youtube video just to get attention.
by Poop Stain Barney December 18, 2011
mugGet the attention trollmug.

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