Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Greeceba

When you put pretzel sticks in your urethra and twist them around

I love to greeceba

by Poop Inspector February 12, 2018

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018

Texas peach pussy

When the virgin girls pussy is so tight you have to use BBQ sauce instead of lube

As shit I fucked a Texas peach pussy

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Mountain Grass

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018