Definitions by Poop Inspector

German Meat Fiesta 

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men

It's good to have a German meat fiesta

German Meat Fiesta by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019

Oklahoma Velcro 

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

Oklahoma Velcro by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

Bent Porkysock by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Bing Flinger 

When you flick your nuts when beating your dick, then your nut breaks off and falls to the floor.

I have a Bing flinger

Bing Flinger by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

Angry Mushroom by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Mountain Grass 

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

Mountain Grass by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Sponge faggot 

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

Sponge faggot by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018