Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Greeceba

When you put pretzel sticks in your urethra and twist them around

I love to greeceba

by Poop Inspector February 12, 2018

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018