Redildoalbradifacation

When doctors remove dildos from your ass after it gets stuck

Tomorrow I have to get Redildoalbradifacation surgery

by Poop Inspector May 07, 2018

Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

California Titty Juice

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk

My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

Billy Bobber

When you stick your dick in a mushy substance so hot, that it gives you burn bubbles on your dick

Oh shit I've gotten a Billy Bobber

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018