Ponce DeLeon's definitions

Miss Happy

To be fuckworthy (of large breassesses)and shallowly moronic at the same time.

"Most women in Hollywood are Miss Happy in their presentation."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Janitor

To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.

"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

reptilian death

To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim's body until they eventually die of bloodletting or shock.

"People who think Liz Hurley is hotter than Kirsten Dunst deserve a reptilian death."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

alive

To live.

"Oh no not I, I will survive."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Olvey

To act like a moron to compensate for a lack of a true personality.

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

J_A'ing

To remain in a pathetic virginal state for an indefinite period of time.

"Bob just got the new WWE Championship belt!"
"Boy, he's be J_A'ing for the rest of his life!"

by Ponce DeLeon February 17, 2003

EDGECRUSHER

A state of impotence.

"Maybe the reason I have EDGECRUSHER is because you're a fat bitch."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003