Ponce DeLeon's definitions

J_A'ing

To remain in a pathetic virginal state for an indefinite period of time.

"Bob just got the new WWE Championship belt!"
"Boy, he's be J_A'ing for the rest of his life!"

by Ponce DeLeon February 17, 2003

Janitor

To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.

"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

FATSEXY

To have bad taste in music, movies, people, and life in general. To compensate for limited physical attributes with an over-the-top-bordering-ridiculous-immaturity personality. AKA Patheticness.

"Dear mom and dad, my life has become rather FATSEXY for the past 5 years. I am going to kill myself."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

PILE

To hide geekish fantasies of Kevin Smith and hamburgers by insulting others. A means of gaining self-worth without giving away ones true personality.

"I didn't make any friends at camp because I put on my PILE face."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

reptilian death

To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim's body until they eventually die of bloodletting or shock.

"People who think Liz Hurley is hotter than Kirsten Dunst deserve a reptilian death."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Viperblaze

To perform an obesely unfunny joke on another person over the period of many years. A joke which is not funny from the teller, but is funny because the joke/teller is so pathetic that he should have just left years ago. Uselessness.

"Dan Quayle was one of the biggest Viperblaze Vice Presidents in all of American history."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

EDGECRUSHER

A state of impotence.

"Maybe the reason I have EDGECRUSHER is because you're a fat bitch."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003