Definitions by Ponce DeLeon

Janitor 

To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.

"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."

Janitor by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

FATSEXY 

To have bad taste in music, movies, people, and life in general. To compensate for limited physical attributes with an over-the-top-bordering-ridiculous-immaturity personality. AKA Patheticness.

"Dear mom and dad, my life has become rather FATSEXY for the past 5 years. I am going to kill myself."

FATSEXY by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

PILE 

To hide geekish fantasies of Kevin Smith and hamburgers by insulting others. A means of gaining self-worth without giving away ones true personality.

"I didn't make any friends at camp because I put on my PILE face."

PILE by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

reptilian death

To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim's body until they eventually die of bloodletting or shock.

"People who think Liz Hurley is hotter than Kirsten Dunst deserve a reptilian death."

reptilian death by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Viperblaze 

To perform an obesely unfunny joke on another person over the period of many years. A joke which is not funny from the teller, but is funny because the joke/teller is so pathetic that he should have just left years ago. Uselessness.

"Dan Quayle was one of the biggest Viperblaze Vice Presidents in all of American history."

Viperblaze by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

EDGECRUSHER 

A state of impotence.

"Maybe the reason I have EDGECRUSHER is because you're a fat bitch."

EDGECRUSHER by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Olvey 

To act like a moron to compensate for a lack of a true personality.

Olvey by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003