Definitions by Ponce DeLeon

Janitor 

To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.

"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."

Janitor by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

PILE 

To hide geekish fantasies of Kevin Smith and hamburgers by insulting others. A means of gaining self-worth without giving away ones true personality.

"I didn't make any friends at camp because I put on my PILE face."

PILE by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

EDGECRUSHER 

A state of impotence.

"Maybe the reason I have EDGECRUSHER is because you're a fat bitch."

EDGECRUSHER by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

alive

To live.

"Oh no not I, I will survive."

alive by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Miss Happy 

To be fuckworthy (of large breassesses)and shallowly moronic at the same time.

"Most women in Hollywood are Miss Happy in their presentation."

Miss Happy by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Olvey 

To act like a moron to compensate for a lack of a true personality.

Olvey by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

reptilian death

To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim's body until they eventually die of bloodletting or shock.

"People who think Liz Hurley is hotter than Kirsten Dunst deserve a reptilian death."

reptilian death by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003