Pollup's definitions

UD Nut Slop

The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.

Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*

by pollup January 11, 2008

turban dictionary

What it will be called after Urban Dictionary is taken over by Sikh Terrorists.

I submitted an entry to turban dictionary and those assholes didn't accept it. Probably because it wasn't about turbans. Assholes.

by Pollup January 4, 2008

The Boogerly Bumhole

A character known for his wit, charm, and snotty anus.

One day the Boogerly Bumhole was walking down the street when he ran into his cousin, Dinkhole.

by Pollup January 3, 2008

One Word

The term "one word" is used in place of the term "gay," usually in Politically correct environments such as offices or family dinners. The usage of the term "gay" in this instance refers to lame situations, not someone's sexual orientation.

The term only works when the speaker and the listener are both familiar with one another's lingo.

Ernie: Hey Frankie, how was the weekend?

Frankie: Oh, it was pretty bad. My girlfriend made me watch Titanic and then she started singing along with that crappy Celine Dion song...

Ernie: One word.

Frankie: Indeed. One word.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.

Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

Root

The aetheist equivalent of prayer. Aetheists don't believe in prayer, so they root for things instead.

I'm rooting for your soul.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

ginger muff

The pubic hair of a woman with a ginger complexion. Gingers are redheaded and often have a large number of freckles either on their faces or possibly all over their bodies.

Given the rarity of true gingers, a ginger muff is often considered to be a topic of great excitement for men seeking the sexual conquest of a redheaded woman.

"Man, I thought she dyed her hair red, but then I got a look downstairs and she had a ginger muff"

by Pollup December 25, 2007