Poll Hereford's definitions

date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground

Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.

by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010

Boganity

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

by Poll Hereford January 22, 2010

dooverlacky

A small item you need urgently that you can't remember the name of

Hey, hand me that dooverlacky so I can stop this glue going everywhere.

by Poll Hereford October 20, 2009

fart a banana

A grace note to the exclamation shit a brick

Shit a brick and fart a banana

by Poll Hereford October 29, 2009

hot-buttered fart

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.

The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

arsegrass

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009