Definitions by Poll Hereford

Boganity 

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

Boganity by Poll Hereford January 22, 2010

date scrape 

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground

Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.

date scrape by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010

wider community 

The super-sized, obese or 'plus' size community.

Let's go down to the mall and watch the wider community waddle around.

wider community by Poll Hereford November 5, 2009

gnaw my own arm off 

The last thing you'd ever want to do.

I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than go to that party.

gnaw my own arm off by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them 

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

hot-buttered fart 

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.

The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.

hot-buttered fart by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

arsegrass 

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

arsegrass by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009