hot-buttered fart

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.

The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.

by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by Poll Hereford November 02, 2009

gnaw my own arm off

The last thing you'd ever want to do.

I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than go to that party.

by Poll Hereford November 03, 2009

Boganity

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

by Poll Hereford January 22, 2010

wider community

The super-sized, obese or 'plus' size community.

Let's go down to the mall and watch the wider community waddle around.

by Poll Hereford November 05, 2009

fart a banana

A grace note to the exclamation shit a brick

Shit a brick and fart a banana

by Poll Hereford October 29, 2009