PoliPotter's definitions

Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Loose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Truce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a ceasefire agreement.

"I thought they were UNBREAKABLE, but they called a Truce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Abuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was harmful treatment--which he is.

"THE KID suffered sexual Abuse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Juice Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.

"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009