Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
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Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.
"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."
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Mousse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he were a hair product.
"When you use Mousse Willis, your hair's MERCURY RISING."
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Dr. Seuss Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a children's writer.
"Dr. Seuss Willis wrote a book teaching kids how to count to LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN."
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Moose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.
"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."
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Seduce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.
"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."
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Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.
"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."
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