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A complete joke; girls don't play video games. They are usually in the kitchen doing whatever the hell females do.
Gamer Girl: I need a weapon
Every guy in "her" team: *Rushes to "her" and drops as many guns as they can*
Every guy in "her" team: *Rushes to "her" and drops as many guns as they can*
by Pokedex #184 October 12, 2017
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After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
by Pokedex #184 February 3, 2020
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Get the Magneton mug.A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.
Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
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A Fire and Fighting Type. Has the highest base HP and Attack stat of any starter Pokemon. Engulfs its hands in flames with the fiery beard to unleash powerful fire punches.
Abilites: Blaze (Powers up fire-type moves by 1.5x when HP is less than 1/3 of max), Reckless Hidden Ability (Makes recoil moves (Flare Blitz, Wild Charge, Head Smash, Take down, Double edge, etc.)) do more damage when used.
Base stats:
HP: 110
Attack: 123
Defense: 65
Sp. Attack: 100
Sp. Defense: 65
Speed: 65
A Fire and Fighting Type. Has the highest base HP and Attack stat of any starter Pokemon. Engulfs its hands in flames with the fiery beard to unleash powerful fire punches.
Abilites: Blaze (Powers up fire-type moves by 1.5x when HP is less than 1/3 of max), Reckless Hidden Ability (Makes recoil moves (Flare Blitz, Wild Charge, Head Smash, Take down, Double edge, etc.)) do more damage when used.
Base stats:
HP: 110
Attack: 123
Defense: 65
Sp. Attack: 100
Sp. Defense: 65
Speed: 65
Emboar is very good at using recoil attacks due to the amount of damage the user takes being around 1/3 of the damage that is done to the opponent ignoring the user's Defense stats.
by Pokedex #184 October 9, 2018
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Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
by Pokedex #184 June 26, 2018
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Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018
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