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Azumarill

Azumarill is the evolved form of Marill and is a Water/Fairy type Aqua Rabbit Pokemon. It can have the ability Huge Power, which doubles its Attack and can inherit the moves Aqua Jet for a STAB priority move and Belly Drum for even more Attack power. If you want a Water type Physical Sweeper, Azumarill is the way to go.
Azumarill is weak to Poison, Grass, and Electric Type moves and is Resistant to Fire, Fighting, Bug, Water, Ice, and Dark type moves. It is immune to Dragon type Moves.
Trainer 1: Azumarill is a piece of shit Pokemon
Trainer 2: What are you talking about? It can learn Belly drum and has Huge power for physical force. It can sweep out Ubers in battles as well. Have you even tried using it?
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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Taco Bell

The cheap $1.19 Laxatives
Guy 1: I've been unable to shit for 3 days straight. What do I do?
Doctor: Have you tried Taco Bell?
by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018
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Prison shower

The thing that changes the mind of somebody who wants to go to jail because they thing it's gangsta.

In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
Wannabe Gangster Kid: When I bust outta prison, I'ma become the leader of the Bloods and will have hoes on my dick for days and will have 20-inch rims that spin when my Lambo ain't moving and shit.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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Snorlax

A Normal type Pokemon that looks like a sleeping panda that just eats and sleeps. In the Kanto region, its sleeping body will prevent you from going to certain areas and can only be awoken by a Pokeflute that you get from Mr. Fuji after saving him from Team Rocket in the Pokemon Tower at Lavender Town.

If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.
Trainer 1: I was trying to get to Fuchsia City but a sleeping Pokemon is in the way.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
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Blissey

A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017
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Lego porn

Images of Lego minifigures engaging in sexual maneuvers and positions
Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
mugGet the Lego pornmug.

Bing

An inferior search engine to Google. The only plus to using Bing is being able to find porn much more easily than Google Images with SafeSearch off.
Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
by Pokedex #184 June 26, 2018
mugGet the Bingmug.

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