22 definitions by Pokedex #184
An inferior search engine to Google. The only plus to using Bing is being able to find porn much more easily than Google Images with SafeSearch off.
Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
by Pokedex #184 June 27, 2018
A clickbaiting motherfucker on YouTube that ruins ROBLOX by spreading shitty, unconvincing hacker rumors and Robux scams that 8 year-olds listen to.
Ignorant Kid: Have you heard of a Youtuber called Kazok. He give away unlimited Wobux on his legit website!
Another Kid: My mommy said that his website had viruses and wouldn't let me get Wobux.
Another Kid: My mommy said that his website had viruses and wouldn't let me get Wobux.
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.
Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...
by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
The people that approve of the definitions you post before it appears on Urban Dictionary. 75% of them are assholes that reject everything. They are responsible for most of your definitions that don't make it and rot.
Guy: Dog; an canine animal that barks
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
*5-90 Minutes later*
*Gets E-mail saying "Dog was not published"*
Guy: Those motherfucking editors are bitches sometimes.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
The last evolution of Togepi added in Generation 4. It will make you want to throw your DS out of the window with Air Slash, Serene Grace, and a King's Rock. You'll be lucky if your Pokemon doesn't flinch from its attacks. If you see one, make sure to use your fastest Pokemon or you won't be able to do shit.
Trainer 1: I gave my Togetic a Shiny Stone and it evolved into Togekiss.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
Cringeprince of /r/fnafcringe:
A racist, foul-mouthed, homophobic, idiotic 11 (12 now) year old boy from 2015-2016 who says fuck, shit, and nigger a lot, thinks that Minecraft was the first 3D game ever made because of its pixelated visuals, that The Legend of Zelda and My Little Pony are ripoffs of Minecraft because in Zelda, you use a sword and explore, and My Little Pony because he saw a pickaxe in some fanart. He also plays Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale, has a Windows XP computer pumped full of viruses (Bonzibuddy, desktop strippers, useless toolbars, etc). He made an animated (MSPaint slideshow) series about him wanting to kill his history teacher because he gave him an F. This got him grounded and his first channel deleted.
He even said that his penis is a millimeter long in one of his qna's. He also jacks off to Chica, one of the animatronics in Five Nights at Freddy's.
A racist, foul-mouthed, homophobic, idiotic 11 (12 now) year old boy from 2015-2016 who says fuck, shit, and nigger a lot, thinks that Minecraft was the first 3D game ever made because of its pixelated visuals, that The Legend of Zelda and My Little Pony are ripoffs of Minecraft because in Zelda, you use a sword and explore, and My Little Pony because he saw a pickaxe in some fanart. He also plays Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale, has a Windows XP computer pumped full of viruses (Bonzibuddy, desktop strippers, useless toolbars, etc). He made an animated (MSPaint slideshow) series about him wanting to kill his history teacher because he gave him an F. This got him grounded and his first channel deleted.
He even said that his penis is a millimeter long in one of his qna's. He also jacks off to Chica, one of the animatronics in Five Nights at Freddy's.
History Teacher: Please don't kill me, I have a lot to live for. I have a wife and kids.
Super Minecraft Kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER! FUCKING I HATE FOR GIVING ME AN F ON MY FUCKING TEST, WHAT THE FUCK!!
Super Minecraft Kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER! FUCKING I HATE FOR GIVING ME AN F ON MY FUCKING TEST, WHAT THE FUCK!!
by Pokedex #184 March 10, 2018