Cringeprince of /r/fnafcringe:
A racist, foul-mouthed, homophobic, idiotic 11 (12 now) year old boy from 2015-2016 who says fuck, shit, and nigger a lot, thinks that Minecraft was the first 3D game ever made because of its pixelated visuals, that The Legend of Zelda and My Little Pony are ripoffs of Minecraft because in Zelda, you use a sword and explore, and My Little Pony because he saw a pickaxe in some fanart. He also plays Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale, has a Windows XP computer pumped full of viruses (Bonzibuddy, desktop strippers, useless toolbars, etc). He made an animated (MSPaint slideshow) series about him wanting to kill his history teacher because he gave him an F. This got him grounded and his first channel deleted.
He even said that his penis is a millimeter long in one of his qna's. He also jacks off to Chica, one of the animatronics in Five Nights at Freddy's.
History Teacher: Please don't kill me, I have a lot to live for. I have a wife and kids.
Super Minecraft Kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER! FUCKING I HATE FOR GIVING ME AN F ON MY FUCKING TEST, WHAT THE FUCK!!
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A Normal type Pokemon that looks like a sleeping panda that just eats and sleeps. In the Kanto region, its sleeping body will prevent you from going to certain areas and can only be awoken by a Pokeflute that you get from Mr. Fuji after saving him from Team Rocket in the Pokemon Tower at Lavender Town.
If you get one in a Wonder Trade, expect it to be named "YourMom" with a Burn Heal.
Snorlax weighs 1,014 lbs and is around. It can have the ability Thick Fat (Recieves 1/2x damage from Fire and Ice type moves) or Immunity (Cannot be poisoned)
Most people will call others "Snorlax" which means a morbidly obese person.
Trainer 1: I was trying to get to Fuchsia City but a sleeping Pokemon is in the way.
Trainer 2: Oh, you mean that Snorlax? I hope it moves out of the way someday. I want to get my Fog Badge.
A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
Azumarill is the evolved form of Marill and is a Water/Fairy type Aqua Rabbit Pokemon. It can have the ability Huge Power, which doubles its Attack and can inherit the moves Aqua Jet for a STAB priority move and Belly Drum for even more Attack power. If you want a Water type Physical Sweeper, Azumarill is the way to go.
Azumarill is weak to Poison, Grass, and Electric Type moves and is Resistant to Fire, Fighting, Bug, Water, Ice, and Dark type moves. It is immune to Dragon type Moves.
Trainer 1: Azumarill is a piece of shit Pokemon
Trainer 2: What are you talking about? It can learn Belly drum and has Huge power for physical force. It can sweep out Ubers in battles as well. Have you even tried using it?
A Ghost type Pokemon that can't be traded with its default name due to it having "fag" in the name, which is filtered by Gen 5's name blacklist.
Trainer 1: Why can't I trade this god damn Cofagrigus?
Trainer 2: Probably because it has fag in its name.
Trainer 1: Fine, I'm gonna go give it a name.
The final evolution of the Unova fire-type starter Pokemon Tepig. The Mega Fire Pig Pokemon, 5'03"/1.6m, 330.7 lbs/150 kg.
A Fire and Fighting Type. Has the highest base HP and Attack stat of any starter Pokemon. Engulfs its hands in flames with the fiery beard to unleash powerful fire punches.
Abilites: Blaze (Powers up fire-type moves by 1.5x when HP is less than 1/3 of max), Reckless
Hidden Ability (Makes recoil moves (Flare Blitz, Wild Charge, Head Smash, Take down, Double edge, etc.)) do more damage when used.
Base stats:
HP: 110
Attack: 123
Defense: 65
Sp. Attack: 100
Sp. Defense: 65
Speed: 65
Emboar is very good at using recoil attacks due to the amount of damage the user takes being around 1/3 of the damage that is done to the opponent ignoring the user's Defense stats.
An inferior search engine to Google. The only plus to using Bing is being able to find porn much more easily than Google Images with SafeSearch off.
Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
