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Definitions by Pokedex #184

Three Magnemite glued together yet weigh ten times that of a single Magnemite
What? Magnemite is evolving?
Congratulations! Your Magnemite evolved into Magneton
Magneton by Pokedex #184 April 19, 2018

Combusken 

A Pokemon that looks like a yellow dick with arms, legs, and a cannabis leaf on its head. Aside from that, it is the evolved form of Torchic and gained the Fire/Fighting type. Once it reaches level 36, it evolves into Blaziken. This Pokemon started the Fire/Fighting type evolution for the next 2 Fire-type starters. Good thing Delphox broke that chain.
Pokemon Emerald: What? Torchic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
Player: That's literally a fucking dick...
Combusken by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
Images of Lego minifigures engaging in sexual maneuvers and positions
Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?
Lego porn by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
A clickbaiting motherfucker on YouTube that ruins ROBLOX by spreading shitty, unconvincing hacker rumors and Robux scams that 8 year-olds listen to.
Ignorant Kid: Have you heard of a Youtuber called Kazok. He give away unlimited Wobux on his legit website!
Another Kid: My mommy said that his website had viruses and wouldn't let me get Wobux.
Kazok by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017
A place where you get sent to be fucked in the ass by a large black man as punishment for being convicted of a crime.
Cop: You're going to prison.
Random Bystander: Don't drop the soap!
Criminal: Nooooooooo!!
Prison by Pokedex #184 October 14, 2017

Gamer girl

A complete joke; girls don't play video games. They are usually in the kitchen doing whatever the hell females do.
Gamer Girl: I need a weapon
Every guy in "her" team: *Rushes to "her" and drops as many guns as they can*
Gamer girl by Pokedex #184 October 12, 2017
A black man that likes to sneak people.
I got surprise attacked by a black man. He must've been a ninga.
ninga by Pokedex #184 October 12, 2017