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by Pointer of the Obvious August 29, 2008
Get the Sarah Palinmug. Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009
Get the Ku Klux Kristianmug. The mixing of Sarah Palin and Pinocchio to show that the Alaskan Governor cannot tell the truth.
She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.
She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.
She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.
She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.
She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
Palinocchio is now claiming that, since Alaska is so close to Russia, that has foreign policy experience.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 13, 2009
Get the Palinocchiomug. Soft around the edges, with extra weight in the right areas and giving off a, "I know how to take care of you" vibe.
Most MILFs are mom hot because having kids increases their bust and hips. These new enhanced curves and increased nurturing disposition brings out strong primitive response in most men.
Term can also be used to describe most MINAs (Mother In Need of Attention).
Term can also be used to describe most MINAs (Mother In Need of Attention).
by Pointer of the Obvious October 30, 2009
Get the Mom hotmug. The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
Get the Legal-Sized TVmug. What insecure young males call each other when they don't have anything intelligent, clever, or witty to say.
The term is meant to be derogatory, but usually just points out that the person who uses it is unsure about their own sexuality.
The term is meant to be derogatory, but usually just points out that the person who uses it is unsure about their own sexuality.
Dave: Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Steve: Oh yeah, well... ...you're a faggot!!!
Dave: That's all you got? Wow, how sad. Say, wanna blow me?
Steve: Yes.
Steve: Oh yeah, well... ...you're a faggot!!!
Dave: That's all you got? Wow, how sad. Say, wanna blow me?
Steve: Yes.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
Get the Faggotmug. Mother In Need of Attention
Usually seen sporting a huge wedding ring, tight cloths, fuck me boots and a single friend. Never seen with husband. Generally does not actually want to hook up, but needs to feel attractive and wanted.
Usually seen sporting a huge wedding ring, tight cloths, fuck me boots and a single friend. Never seen with husband. Generally does not actually want to hook up, but needs to feel attractive and wanted.
The other night at the club there was a pack of MINAs who flirted with every guy in the place, hit on the bartenders, acted vaguely bi and who all went home alone before midnight.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 29, 2009
Get the MINAmug.