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MINA

Mother In Need of Attention

Usually seen sporting a huge wedding ring, tight cloths, fuck me boots and a single friend. Never seen with husband. Generally does not actually want to hook up, but needs to feel attractive and wanted.
The other night at the club there was a pack of MINAs who flirted with every guy in the place, hit on the bartenders, acted vaguely bi and who all went home alone before midnight.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 29, 2009
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Scene-it

The answer to the unfortunate and overused fad currently occupying 13-15 year old kids who have yet to learn about a) masturbation or b) cable.
Of the thousands of scene kids out there, none have an original thought, show any creativity, or stand out from any of the other losers who look and act just like them. So sorry guys, we have all scene-it.
by Pointer of the Obvious September 25, 2008
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Vaccination

The administration of antigenic material to produce immunity, or close to immunity, to a disease.

Only people in third world countries who can't afford it and retarded people who either don't understand science or are religious nutjobs don't get vaccines. Some wackos still think it causes like autism - but there is absolutely no link between the two and these people are both wrong and doing damage to the research that could be getting done on the real reasons for autism.
The two rounds of vaccinations have eradicated polio from most of the countries in the world and reduced the worldwide incidence from an estimated 350,000 cases in 1988 to just over 1000 cases in 2007.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008
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There is no god

Usually the first thing that someone must admit to themselves before becoming a Freethinker.
Once John said there there is no god, he realized that all of us are part of a million year old social structure that is as complex as any of our body parts.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
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Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
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Post Theological

The stage after Pre Theological in which science answers most of the basic questions that humans ask and no longer need to substitute supernatural explanations because we are learning the natural explanations.
He disliked the term Atheist because he realized that people who still use that term are just clinging on to the vain hope that religion is an answer for the unknown. Instead, he knew preferred the truth and was now part of the Post Theological world that no longer needed fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.
by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009
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Go Jerk Off

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.
Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008
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