Definitions by Pointer of the Obvious
Ku Klux Kristian
Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
Ku Klux Kristian by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009
Legal-Sized TV
The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
Legal-Sized TV by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
Elitist
A word used by the far right wing to label people who are intelligent as not being of the people. By doing so, the far right wing is insulting those they wish to reach by saying that couldn't possibly relate to anyone an IQ over 100.
Even thought John McCain owns 7 homes, is worth over 100 million dollars, has an economic advisor who thinks that our recession is caused by whiners, and doesn't have a clue how much a gallon of milk costs, he still calls Obama an elitist.
Elitist by Pointer of the Obvious October 15, 2008
There is no god
Once John said there there is no god, he realized that all of us are part of a million year old social structure that is as complex as any of our body parts.
There is no god by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
Naturalist
Someone who believes that studying physical sciences, nature, or natural history can help answer most, if not all, of our questions.
The term Naturalist is preferred by many Atheists because they have realized that to define "Atheism" using that terminology implies that religion or superstition is necessary in order to understand the philosophy of not believing in a god or gods.
Naturalist by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
Faggot
What insecure young males call each other when they don't have anything intelligent, clever, or witty to say.
The term is meant to be derogatory, but usually just points out that the person who uses it is unsure about their own sexuality.
The term is meant to be derogatory, but usually just points out that the person who uses it is unsure about their own sexuality.
Dave: Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Steve: Oh yeah, well... ...you're a faggot!!!
Dave: That's all you got? Wow, how sad. Say, wanna blow me?
Steve: Yes.
Steve: Oh yeah, well... ...you're a faggot!!!
Dave: That's all you got? Wow, how sad. Say, wanna blow me?
Steve: Yes.
Faggot by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008
Scene-it
The answer to the unfortunate and overused fad currently occupying 13-15 year old kids who have yet to learn about a) masturbation or b) cable.
Of the thousands of scene kids out there, none have an original thought, show any creativity, or stand out from any of the other losers who look and act just like them. So sorry guys, we have all scene-it.
Scene-it by Pointer of the Obvious September 25, 2008