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The stage after Pre Theological in which science answers most of the basic questions that humans ask and no longer need to substitute supernatural explanations because we are learning the natural explanations.
He disliked the term Atheist because he realized that people who still use that term are just clinging on to the vain hope that religion is an answer for the unknown. Instead, he knew preferred the truth and was now part of the Post Theological world that no longer needed fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.
by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009
Get the Post Theologicalmug. The mixing of Sarah Palin and Pinocchio to show that the Alaskan Governor cannot tell the truth.
She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.
She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.
She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.
She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.
She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
Palinocchio is now claiming that, since Alaska is so close to Russia, that has foreign policy experience.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 13, 2009
Get the Palinocchiomug. Mother In Need of Attention
Usually seen sporting a huge wedding ring, tight cloths, fuck me boots and a single friend. Never seen with husband. Generally does not actually want to hook up, but needs to feel attractive and wanted.
Usually seen sporting a huge wedding ring, tight cloths, fuck me boots and a single friend. Never seen with husband. Generally does not actually want to hook up, but needs to feel attractive and wanted.
The other night at the club there was a pack of MINAs who flirted with every guy in the place, hit on the bartenders, acted vaguely bi and who all went home alone before midnight.
by Pointer of the Obvious October 29, 2009
Get the MINAmug. Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009
Get the Ku Klux Kristianmug. The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
Get the Legal-Sized TVmug. Someone who still needs fantasy and a belief in the supernatural to comprehend life.
The stage before post theological.
The stage before post theological.
Not being able to understand evolution or basic science, he decided that he would be Pre Theological and just let his religion answer all of the hard questions for him. He allowed himself to do this because it was easier than having to think and he was afraid of what his family would say.
by Pointer of the Obvious February 18, 2009
Get the Pre Theologicalmug. Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008
Get the Go Jerk Offmug.