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hohosexual

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.
See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.
by PohTayToez December 30, 2007
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-osaurus

A suffix that can be added to an adjective to make a word that refers to a person that is being that adjective.
Some good -osauruses

Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)

etc...
by PohTayToez August 24, 2007
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boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.
by PohTayToez May 5, 2009
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photoshopped

1: Used to describe something that is fake. Can be a person, thing or act.

2: An image that has literally been drawn or edited with the program Adobe Photoshop
1:
Dude, Jimmy is never sincere, he just tells you what you want to hear. He's so photoshopped.

Hey, those Air Jordans you got for $20 were cheap for a reason... they're totally photoshopped.

Clarissa told me she was happy that I had found someone else, but I could tell it was totally photoshopped.

2:
Dude, I totally just photoshopped the heads of the Olsen twins' bodies onto some nude pictures.
by PohTayToez February 25, 2008
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Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.
Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.
by PohTayToez December 6, 2010
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Granny Shot

Noun:
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.

The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.
It's so funny when Jenna wants to play with us, because she always uses the granny shot.
by PohTayToez March 9, 2009
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whisper text

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.
Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.
by PohTayToez July 13, 2009
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