-osaurus

A suffix that can be added to an adjective to make a word that refers to a person that is being that adjective.

Some good -osauruses

Oblivosaurus (Someone that is oblivious)
Grumposaurus (Someone that is grumpy)
Exaustosaurus (Someone that is exausted)
Smarmosaurus (Someone that is smarmy)
Bipolosaurus (Someone that is bipolar)

etc...

by PohTayToez August 24, 2007

Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.

Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.

by PohTayToez December 06, 2010

Granny Shot

Noun:
A method of shooting a basketball. The shooter will start holding the basketball with both hands downward in front of their body with both arms extended. The shooter will then quickly raise the ball, keeping their arms extended, and release the ball before the arms become perpendicular to the body.

The shot is generally looked on to be performed by those with little basketball skill. The name is used in a derogatory manner implying that one shoots in a way that a grandmother would.

It's so funny when Jenna wants to play with us, because she always uses the granny shot.

by PohTayToez March 09, 2009

hohosexual

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.

See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.

by PohTayToez December 30, 2007

whisper text

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.

Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.

by PohTayToez July 13, 2009

Google that bitch

A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.

"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"

"No way, that's an urban legend."

"Bullshit, Google that bitch."

by PohTayToez October 10, 2008

flirtext

Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.

Verb:
To create and send such a message.

One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night

Quit flirtexting and get back to work!

by PohTayToez April 28, 2008