caucus blockus

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.
" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".
by Plotbert February 04, 2008
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blog

contrary to popular belief a blog is not a web log, nor does it have anything to do with the internet whatsoever. A blog is what lands in the toilet after a night of keystone beer and taco johns.
always remember to flush your blog.
by Plotbert February 01, 2008
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Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.
"oh shit its pubertus".
by Plotbert February 01, 2008
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stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
by Plotbert February 01, 2008
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caloradon

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
by Plotbert February 01, 2008
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PMS avenger

A fictional superhero with the ability too wreak havoc on mens lives, fortunately she only works 4 days a month.
"oh shit its PMS avenger duck and cover."
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.
by Plotbert February 01, 2008
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WRX bat

A person responsible for ruining the Subaru WRX's image. these people can be seen at your local mall/shopping center driving around in circles over revving the shit out of their 4 cylinder turbocharged engine in a pathetic attempt to compensate for their microscopic penis. new era hat flipped backwards, sideburns< fart exhaust + squeaky blow off valve score them bonus WRX bat points.
WRX bat "please give me attention, I have no life and a tiny penis, someone please kill me". -classic WRX bat
by Plotbert February 01, 2008
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