I almost ended up endgame-ing Jon by sending him a NSFW photo I had in my camera-roll, it was in between the photo of my dog and the bomb salad I had for lunch!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.
I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

As if breakups aren't tough enough, I'm always Bradying because my friends and fam get too attached to my girlfriends.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

If I had a nickel for every time I found myself fauci-ing someone this year, I could pay off my student loans.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
