I almost ended up endgame-ing Jon by sending him a NSFW photo I had in my camera-roll, it was in between the photo of my dog and the bomb salad I had for lunch!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.
I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
As if breakups aren't tough enough, I'm always Bradying because my friends and fam get too attached to my girlfriends.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020