The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.
Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.
by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011
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Ebay scam

An especially convincing fake in sports, especially basketball.

From the dodgy practice of selling fake/lookalike items, particularly Nike Air Jordan's on the popular personal trading site.
NBA game circa. 1988 Chicago Bulls V. Atlanta Hawks, when defender Tree Rollins was so thrown by a Michael Jordan fake, that he stumbled and fell to his knees.

"Impressive fake there from Jordan. Rollins fell for it like an Ebay scam."
by Pistol Pete Maravich June 15, 2007
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Cyrii

One or more of the Cyrus musical family. Ie. Billy Ray and Miley An annoying pair of twats.
"What's worse, Billy Ray Cyrus's music? Or Miley's?"

"Neither. Both Cyrii are as bad as each other".
by Pistol Pete Maravich August 28, 2009
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Awfsome

Something that's quite awful at the same time as being awesome.
"Ringo, may I be the first to say that the wolf you airbrushed on your car is awfsome."
by Pistol Pete Maravich February 13, 2009
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Ferris Hilton

Cory Delaney, the Australian teen who threw a party when his parents were away, had 500 MySpace gate-crashers and the police arrive, and ended up with a $30,000 damage bill.
"Did you see that Aussie kid who threw that out-of-control party?"

Yeah, he's like a cross between Paris Hilton and Ferris Bueller."

"Ferris Hilton!"
by Pistol Pete Maravich January 17, 2008
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Craigslexia

A disability that manifests primarily as a difficulty with basic grammar and spelling on the popular trading website Craigslist.

Craigslexia is characterized by problems learning how to decode words, to spell, and to write classifieds advertisements accurately and fluently.

Craigslexic individuals often have difficulty "breaking the code" of sound-letter association (the alphabetic principle), and they may also reverse or transpose letters when writing or confuse letters.

Craigslexia is a lifelong condition that cannot be reversed, but appropriate remedial instruction and compensatory strategies may help craigslexic individuals to go on and live a whole, fulfilling life buying and selling goods online.
Seller: exelent cond Jeep Wranlger 4 sale!! To good to miss your gonna lov it

Buyer: Dear seller, Despite your obvious Craigslexia, your car sounds like a great buy. When can I take a look?
by Pistol Pete Maravich August 17, 2008
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Lay-dar

Ladyboy radar.

Extra sensory perception that allows one to detect the presence of a ladyboy.

Origin: The combination of the words "ladyboy" and "radar".
"Ladies at the club last night were smokin!"

"Calibrate your lay-dar, dude. They weren't ladies, they were ladyboys."
by Pistol Pete Maravich January 13, 2008
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