Definitions by Pioneer 1
Panic Potty Parade
When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Panic Potty Parade by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
sandtown slouch
A person who resides in Sandusky, Ohio, but doesn't work or contribute anything positive. Takes total advantage of everything the public assistance system has to offer such as free housing, food, child care & health insurance. Usually has one or more vices, smoking, drinking, using/selling drugs, gambling, pimping/prostitution, dog fighting or running scams. Most of the time, drives nice cars. Let's others raise their kids. Thinks the world owes them everything!
Billy: How does Sammy drive such nice cars? I haven't ever seen him work a day in his life. Who takes care of his kids?
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.
sandtown slouch by Pioneer 1 June 1, 2016
career welfarerite
Multi-generatonal, long-term user of everything the system has to offer. Takes Full advantage of & expects all the freebies the government has to offer. Has never worked, with no plans to ever. Probably lived in Erie County, Ohio at one time or another, due to its easy access to public assistance programs.
Mike: Fred never goes to work, but still manages to have nice things. I don't think his dad ever worked either. How do they do it?
Monte: Simple, he's a career welfarerite. Learned it from his daddy!
Monte: Simple, he's a career welfarerite. Learned it from his daddy!
career welfarerite by Pioneer 1 June 1, 2016
wannabe gangs
This is usually a group of bored teens, who live in a small town, city or village, that idolize bigger city gangs, as seen on TV or movies. They crave acceptance, attention & usually don't have any positive role-models in their lives. Originated in Sandusky, Ohio, due to the local teens' obsession with big city gangs.
wannabe gangs by Pioneer 1 May 31, 2016
wannabe gangs
This is usually a group of bored teens, who live in a small town, city or village, that idolize bigger city gangs, as seen on TV or movies. They crave acceptance, attention & usually don't have any positive role-models in their lives. Originated in Sandusky, Ohio, due to the local teens' obsession with big city gangs.
wannabe gangs by Pioneer 1 May 31, 2016
wannabe gangs
This is usually a group of bored teens, who live in a small town, city or village, that idolize bigger city gangs, as seen on TV or movies. They crave acceptance, attention & usually don't have any positive role-models in their lives. Originated in Sandusky, Ohio, due to the local teens' obsession with big city gangs.
wannabe gangs by Pioneer 1 May 31, 2016