Pinto's definitions

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."

"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"

by Pinto September 26, 2004

bomber

A large to obscenely large amount of chewing tobacco packed in the lip. To qualify as a "bomber", the person that packs the lip must look somewhat like Bubba from Forrest Gump after insertion.

Dayum son! Jim just packed a bomber!

by Pinto May 13, 2005

morsel

a cigarette

wan' go smoke a morsel?
buzz off, redneck.

by Pinto March 10, 2004

I. S. racing

(I.S.RACING=imports suck racing)the coolest race group ever, they kick the shit out of every single peice of shit import, fast and the furious wanna be 16 year old cock suckers out there. why do u all have the same cars? the same exhaust? the same euro lights? the same formula spoiler? why do u guys suck so much...god

coffee can muffler, whiney noise maken imports cars suck

by pinto February 3, 2003

stinky

a guy who farts all day, and does it with or by his girlfriend.

besides, a person that doesn't wash his wet (due to sweat) clothes after a bicycle ride.

dogi in the car: ohhh that was a ride
me: what's that smell coming from your direction?
dogi: oh ya i farted
me: ohhh stinky, i'm dying. and it's coming from your clothes too.

by pinto March 22, 2005

paratrooper

An act similar to the toboggan, although far more dangerous and painful. You simply perform a toboggan off the roof of a house.

Tony's mom is really hardcore, so I gave her a paratrooper off my house.

by Pinto April 30, 2004

iron maiden

THE BEST BAND ON THE UNIVERSE, OF ALL FUCKING TIMES. Steve Haris is my god. I couldn't live if i couldn't hear iron maiden. The other definition (def 38), was a piece of shit and im sure that all we agree, go kill urself bitch. All their albums are fucking godly.( best song has to be Hallowed By Thy Name, i do agre, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Random White guy: Iron Maiden....Whats that?
Crazzy Maiden Fan: They are gods on earth, go lick some grundle you dumb fuck.

by Pinto October 4, 2004