iron maiden

THE BEST BAND ON THE UNIVERSE, OF ALL FUCKING TIMES. Steve Haris is my god. I couldn't live if i couldn't hear iron maiden. The other definition (def 38), was a piece of shit and im sure that all we agree, go kill urself bitch. All their albums are fucking godly.( best song has to be Hallowed By Thy Name, i do agre, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Random White guy: Iron Maiden....Whats that?
Crazzy Maiden Fan: They are gods on earth, go lick some grundle you dumb fuck.
by Pinto October 05, 2004
Get the iron maiden mug.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)
by Pinto July 31, 2003
Get the Weapons of Mass Destruction mug.

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."
"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"
by Pinto September 26, 2004
Get the canned labor mug.

amity

1) A failed social experiment in which Jewish Princesses, farm people, and everyone in between was thrown into one school. Most often results in catfights of some sort or another.

2) A three town (Orange, Woodbridge, Bethany) school district. Two junior high schools and one high school, enough mold to infest all three, with enough left over to last for about a hundred years.
Damn...can't I just go to Platt?
by Pinto March 09, 2004
Get the amity mug.

paratrooper

An act similar to the toboggan, although far more dangerous and painful. You simply perform a toboggan off the roof of a house.
Tony's mom is really hardcore, so I gave her a paratrooper off my house.
by Pinto April 30, 2004
Get the paratrooper mug.

duchess

A fast food restaraunt found all over Connecticut. Natural habitat of irratible Mexicans. They make all their food to order, although one must be willing to wait a long time for the sluggish employees to deliver it. Also a habitat for elderly ladies and roaches. The drive thru is a great place to spend an hour of your day.

The cooks at Duchess don't speak English.

The heat doesn't work at Duchess.
"Daym Chris we need a better job"
"But then we'd have to do work"
"Dag."

That old lady is going to Duchess.

That guy doesn't speak English, so they'll probably make him a manager.
by Pinto March 09, 2004
Get the duchess mug.

ting

short for beating. used most often in Magic:TG. Also, a lucky win.
"Every time you mise the ting, an angel gets its wings"
by Pinto July 23, 2004
Get the ting mug.