Pinto's definitions

iron maiden

THE BEST BAND ON THE UNIVERSE, OF ALL FUCKING TIMES. Steve Haris is my god. I couldn't live if i couldn't hear iron maiden. The other definition (def 38), was a piece of shit and im sure that all we agree, go kill urself bitch. All their albums are fucking godly.( best song has to be Hallowed By Thy Name, i do agre, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Random White guy: Iron Maiden....Whats that?
Crazzy Maiden Fan: They are gods on earth, go lick some grundle you dumb fuck.

by Pinto October 4, 2004

ting

short for beating. used most often in Magic:TG. Also, a lucky win.

"Every time you mise the ting, an angel gets its wings"

by Pinto July 23, 2004

Weapons of Mass Casualty

Any weapon that is designed to kill large numbers of people, without necessarily destroying property. However, they may also cause enormous damage as well.

Anthrax, sarin nerve gas, and nuclear weapons all fall under this category.

by Pinto July 31, 2003

I. S. racing

(I.S.RACING=imports suck racing)the coolest race group ever, they kick the shit out of every single peice of shit import, fast and the furious wanna be 16 year old cock suckers out there. why do u all have the same cars? the same exhaust? the same euro lights? the same formula spoiler? why do u guys suck so much...god

coffee can muffler, whiney noise maken imports cars suck

by pinto February 3, 2003

morsel

a cigarette

wan' go smoke a morsel?
buzz off, redneck.

by Pinto March 10, 2004

505

the cops or the police.

505 can't hold me down!

by Pinto June 17, 2005

whores

people who exchange sexual acts for monitary units

every girl in churhcville NY is a whore

by pinto February 3, 2003