Pinto's definitions

whores

people who exchange sexual acts for monitary units

every girl in churhcville NY is a whore

by pinto February 3, 2003

I. S. racing

(I.S.RACING=imports suck racing)the coolest race group ever, they kick the shit out of every single peice of shit import, fast and the furious wanna be 16 year old cock suckers out there. why do u all have the same cars? the same exhaust? the same euro lights? the same formula spoiler? why do u guys suck so much...god

coffee can muffler, whiney noise maken imports cars suck

by pinto February 3, 2003

morsel

a cigarette

wan' go smoke a morsel?
buzz off, redneck.

by Pinto March 10, 2004

ting

short for beating. used most often in Magic:TG. Also, a lucky win.

"Every time you mise the ting, an angel gets its wings"

by Pinto July 23, 2004

Breath of Death

The cruellest method of execution known to man. After engaging in 69 style loving, the top partner rolls over, places his brown eye over the mouth of the bottom partner, and does a show (see doin shows!.) This may or may not be fatal or permanently disabling.

My girlfriend cheated on me, so during the "I forgive you" sex I performed the Breath of Death on her.

by Pinto March 9, 2004

paratrooper

An act similar to the toboggan, although far more dangerous and painful. You simply perform a toboggan off the roof of a house.

Tony's mom is really hardcore, so I gave her a paratrooper off my house.

by Pinto April 30, 2004

iron maiden

THE BEST BAND ON THE UNIVERSE, OF ALL FUCKING TIMES. Steve Haris is my god. I couldn't live if i couldn't hear iron maiden. The other definition (def 38), was a piece of shit and im sure that all we agree, go kill urself bitch. All their albums are fucking godly.( best song has to be Hallowed By Thy Name, i do agre, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Random White guy: Iron Maiden....Whats that?
Crazzy Maiden Fan: They are gods on earth, go lick some grundle you dumb fuck.

by Pinto October 4, 2004