Definitions by Pinto

morsel 

a cigarette

wan' go smoke a morsel?
buzz off, redneck.

morsel by Pinto March 10, 2004

Breath of Death 

The cruellest method of execution known to man. After engaging in 69 style loving, the top partner rolls over, places his brown eye over the mouth of the bottom partner, and does a show (see doin shows!.) This may or may not be fatal or permanently disabling.

My girlfriend cheated on me, so during the "I forgive you" sex I performed the Breath of Death on her.

Breath of Death by Pinto March 9, 2004

amity 

1) A failed social experiment in which Jewish Princesses, farm people, and everyone in between was thrown into one school. Most often results in catfights of some sort or another.

2) A three town (Orange, Woodbridge, Bethany) school district. Two junior high schools and one high school, enough mold to infest all three, with enough left over to last for about a hundred years.

Damn...can't I just go to Platt?

amity by Pinto March 9, 2004

duchess 

A fast food restaraunt found all over Connecticut. Natural habitat of irratible Mexicans. They make all their food to order, although one must be willing to wait a long time for the sluggish employees to deliver it. Also a habitat for elderly ladies and roaches. The drive thru is a great place to spend an hour of your day.

The cooks at Duchess don't speak English.

The heat doesn't work at Duchess.

"Daym Chris we need a better job"
"But then we'd have to do work"
"Dag."

That old lady is going to Duchess.

That guy doesn't speak English, so they'll probably make him a manager.

duchess by Pinto March 9, 2004

Weapons of Mass Casualty 

Any weapon that is designed to kill large numbers of people, without necessarily destroying property. However, they may also cause enormous damage as well.

Anthrax, sarin nerve gas, and nuclear weapons all fall under this category.

Weapons of Mass Casualty by Pinto July 31, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by Pinto July 31, 2003

whores

people who exchange sexual acts for monitary units

every girl in churhcville NY is a whore

whores by pinto February 3, 2003