by Pineapple trombone March 06, 2018

"I woke up with a boner and numb arm from sleeping on it, I then proceeded to get my friend to ghost ship me."
by Pineapple trombone September 21, 2017

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by Pineapple trombone June 10, 2018

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.
“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”
by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

Red Raspberry is the female equivalent of Blue Balls. When the clitoris is left engorged and not properly stimulated.
by Pineapple trombone January 19, 2017

by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019
