Virus

Like an STD but electronic and for your computer. Something else that rapes my computer to no end. I really should consider getting a good anti-virus or firewall or some such shit.
My computer once again is not working because it is filled with many-a-fucking virus and my piece of shit Norton Anti-virus didn't work and got its bitch ass kicked and now my computer is fucked and it won't even turn on.
by Pimp-Master J June 11, 2006
mugGet the Virusmug.

Features

Another word for cunt. Can be used on it's own or along with cunt.
Jim shit the fuck up you features.

Nobody likes that kid Paul, he's such a cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006
mugGet the Featuresmug.

Spunk Muffin

1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.

2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.

2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006
mugGet the Spunk Muffinmug.

arse

A great all purpose word that can be used in many ways for many things.
A place you can hide things in girls. Chris is always trying to find things to stick up his fiance's arse.
by Pimp-Master J January 02, 2007
mugGet the arsemug.

Reverse Blumpty

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.
1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008
mugGet the Reverse Blumptymug.

Black Irish

The most gangsta Irish out there. Don't take no shit. Of Armada era Spanish descent and have brown or very dark hair compaired to the lighter colours like red found on the regular Irish.
That fine looking guy over there with the pimp-nigger swagger, dark hair and great jaw line. He wouldn't happen to be Black Irish would he?
by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006
mugGet the Black Irishmug.

Don't Rape the Baby

Words you should always have close to your heart.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.
1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!
by Pimp-Master J May 11, 2006
mugGet the Don't Rape the Babymug.