'aight

aight

everything's just 'aight, 'aight?

by PieCrustEater August 03, 2020

schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

by PieCrustEater January 27, 2019

bris

the religious ritual of the circumcision of a newborn boy on the 8th day of his life

it's time for yaakoffs bris!

by PieCrustEater May 18, 2020

bingooch

Sir Bingooch is the world's best goochmacher, he is the founder and CEO of Bingoochenmacher & CO.

Girl: Which goochmacher should I go to, to get the highest quality gooch?
other girl: Sir Bingooch has the best gooch in all the land

by PieCrustEater May 18, 2020

shituation

a shitty situation

this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"

by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020

Bingoochenmacher & CO.

company founded by sir bingooch the goochmacher.

specializes in the machering (selling) of world class gooch.
Ranked #1 in the world for highest quality gooch

anybody who wants to buy some good gooch should go to Bingoochenmacher & CO.

by PieCrustEater May 18, 2020

goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 05, 2020