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A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.
Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

Urban Dictionary 

A website that never accepts any of the definitions I try to contribute to it.
Urban Dictionary: (insert word here) was not published

Thanks for your definition of (insert word here)!
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this blog post:
(insert link here)

Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.

Thanks,

Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by Pialinist June 12, 2020

The Internet 

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.
The Internet by Pialinist June 12, 2020
Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.
Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!
Mask by Pialinist June 12, 2020

Blah Blah Blah

What you hear when you're in physics class on Zoom but instead of paying attention to said physics class, you're on your phone, since it's really easy to discreetly go on your phone during a Zoom call by hiding said phone out of your webcam view.
Me: *on my phone during class*
My teacher: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Blah Blah Blah by Pialinist June 12, 2020
COPPA ruined my YouTube video, now I won’t get comments.
COPPA by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Subscribe 

When you hit that little red button under a YouTube video that says “Subscribe.” Oh and, please don’t forget to hit that notification bell while you’re at it.
Make sure to subscribe and SMASH that notification bell with your FIST!!!!! And stay tuned to the end of this video for yet another MacBook giveaway. Oh, and this video is sponsored by Squarespace (insert shameless plug about Squarespace here).
Subscribe by Pialinist June 11, 2020