Taio

The best possible friend in the world. She makes you laugh when you're feeling down. She is great at baking and doing hair. She never tidies her room. She is sweet and kind and very pretty. She loves animals, especially horses, and she is gentle and loving. She is also fun and playful and has a great sense of humour.

"She's such a taio"

by Pixie May 27, 2014

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 01, 2004

marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 05, 2003

Curling Pit

The room of your house with the toilet in it.

I'm just off to the curling pit to have a big sweaty poo.

by pixie June 19, 2006

ufo's

really fuckin comphy pants

i love to dance in my ufo pants!

by pixie August 18, 2003

ARGH

1. An exclaimation of annoyance, exasperation, or other negative factor.
2. The sound a made by a stereotypical pirate.

see Blah, Bleh.

a. ARGH! This is taking for-freaking EVER!
b. Arrrggghhh, Matey! Aye be sendin' ye down to Davey Jones' Locker, aye be!

by Pixie December 06, 2003

curling

An interesting way of describing taking a dump.

I'm just of to the curling pit to curl one out.

by pixie June 19, 2006