Jet Fuel

Something that cannot melt steel beams, but can weaken steel beams.

Person A: Why does my water taste funny?
Person B: Because what you're drinking is actually Jet Fuel.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 06, 2021

flim

Milf backwards

She's a flim!

by PhoenixGamer34 August 30, 2021

Weak

What people that get diarrhea after eating Taco Bell are.

Some guy that's an idiot: I am superior!

Some guy that's not an idiot: No you're not, get the fuck out of here, you weak stupid sack of shit.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 04, 2021

Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.

Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 08, 2022

iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021

Joe Biden

Worst, dumbest and weakest president ever.

Joe Biden is a moron

by PhoenixGamer34 September 13, 2022

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 07, 2023