masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.
I masturbate.
by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017
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zombie

I'm such a zombie.
by Philosophical-Cat November 05, 2017
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sub lease

to let someone live rent free for six months.
I couldn't even sub lease to you since, the contract is in my mother's name plus, I never said I would do it.
by Philosophical-Cat November 07, 2017
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girl

anyone with a vagina. no age limit!
by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017
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lsd

I have LSD.
by Philosophical-Cat October 31, 2017
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lsd

I suffer from LSD.
by Philosophical-Cat November 02, 2017
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I love you

I love you when said in a virtual reality system means that I'd prefer it if you didn't associate yourself with me as you're likely annoying or a terrible person.
It can also be typed as a way of talking to yourself threw a computer regardless, of the scenario.
I love you!
by Philosophical-Cat October 28, 2017
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