Philly Hockey Player's definitions

Snowceries

The stockpile of groceries bought before a forecasted snow storm

When they forecasted a big snowstorm, I went to the grocery store to stock up on snowceries. The store was packed with other people doing the same thing.

by Philly Hockey Player February 29, 2020

Trashpecting

Looking for good finds in other people's trash. Similar to prospecting.

I spend most weekends trashpecting and dumpster diving looking for good stuff to bring home.

by Philly Hockey Player December 20, 2010

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Johnsonectomy

Cutting off your penis

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

BBWT

Blue Blood White Trash. Descendants of blue blood families with none of the money or class of their forefathers. All they have is the name.

The Rockefellers, most of them BBWT, threw a huge family gathering, got drunk and trashed the church hall that they rented for the occasions.

by Philly Hockey Player November 29, 2010

the haves and the have more

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023