Philly Hockey Player's definitions

Johnsonectomy

Cutting off your penis

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

the haves and the have more

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023

Fear of low battery

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

by Philly Hockey Player August 4, 2022

Google trail

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021

Snex

Sex, when you’re stuck at home during a snowstorm

Whenever a blizzard occurs, and we ‘re stuck at home, the wife and I always indulge in a little daytime sex, or, what we call snex

by Philly Hockey Player January 31, 2021

nose bra

A face mask worn to prevent the spread of disease

Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease

by Philly Hockey Player June 23, 2020

humbling tumbling

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.

by Philly Hockey Player March 22, 2020