Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Philly Hockey Player

Johnsonectomy

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

Sex, when you’re stuck at home during a snowstorm

Whenever a blizzard occurs, and we ‘re stuck at home, the wife and I always indulge in a little daytime sex, or, what we call snex

A face mask worn to prevent the spread of disease

Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.