Definitions by Philly Hockey Player

Johnsonectomy 

Cutting off your penis

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

Johnsonectomy by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

the haves and the have more 

The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money

The yacht club at the Hamptons was filled with the haves and the have more.

the haves and the have more by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023

Fear of low battery 

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

Fear of low battery by Philly Hockey Player August 4, 2022

Google trail 

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

Google trail by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021

Snex 

Sex, when you’re stuck at home during a snowstorm

Whenever a blizzard occurs, and we ‘re stuck at home, the wife and I always indulge in a little daytime sex, or, what we call snex

Snex by Philly Hockey Player January 31, 2021

nose bra

A face mask worn to prevent the spread of disease

Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease

nose bra by Philly Hockey Player June 23, 2020

humbling tumbling 

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.

humbling tumbling by Philly Hockey Player March 22, 2020