Philly Hockey Player's definitions

zeka zone

The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America

All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.

by Philly Hockey Player May 13, 2016

Trashpecting

Looking for good finds in other people's trash. Similar to prospecting.

I spend most weekends trashpecting and dumpster diving looking for good stuff to bring home.

by Philly Hockey Player December 20, 2010

Fear of low battery

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

by Philly Hockey Player August 4, 2022

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Johnsonectomy

Cutting off your penis

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

Snex

Sex, when you’re stuck at home during a snowstorm

Whenever a blizzard occurs, and we ‘re stuck at home, the wife and I always indulge in a little daytime sex, or, what we call snex

by Philly Hockey Player January 31, 2021

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020