Philly Hockey Player's definitions

zeka zone

The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America

All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.

by Philly Hockey Player May 13, 2016

BBWT

Blue Blood White Trash. Descendants of blue blood families with none of the money or class of their forefathers. All they have is the name.

The Rockefellers, most of them BBWT, threw a huge family gathering, got drunk and trashed the church hall that they rented for the occasions.

by Philly Hockey Player November 29, 2010

Trashpecting

Looking for good finds in other people's trash. Similar to prospecting.

I spend most weekends trashpecting and dumpster diving looking for good stuff to bring home.

by Philly Hockey Player December 20, 2010

Roof Candy

Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.

by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

Johnsonectomy

Cutting off your penis

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

inkst

The feeling that old farts get when youngsters roll up their sleeves and reveal their tattoos.

I suffered some serious inkst when my son's new beautiful girlfriend rolled up her sleeves and I saw for the first time the tattoo of a snake on her forearm.

by Philly Hockey Player August 30, 2017

Snowceries

The stockpile of groceries bought before a forecasted snow storm

When they forecasted a big snowstorm, I went to the grocery store to stock up on snowceries. The store was packed with other people doing the same thing.

by Philly Hockey Player February 29, 2020