Blue Blood White Trash. Descendants of blue blood families with none of the money or class of their forefathers. All they have is the name.
The Rockefellers, most of them BBWT, threw a huge family gathering, got drunk and trashed the church hall that they rented for the occasions.
The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.
Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.
Windsurfers, surfboards, kayaks, bicycles, all types of sports toys, loaded on the roof of the car
After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
Looking for good finds in other people's trash. Similar to prospecting.
I spend most weekends trashpecting and dumpster diving looking for good stuff to bring home.
DMDD - Dead Man's Dumpster Diving
My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.
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The feeling that old farts get when youngsters roll up their sleeves and reveal their tattoos.
I suffered some serious inkst when my son's new beautiful girlfriend rolled up her sleeves and I saw for the first time the tattoo of a snake on her forearm.
The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America
All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.
