Neandering

The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.

Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.

by Philly Hockey Player June 19, 2014

Trashpecting

Looking for good finds in other people's trash. Similar to prospecting.

I spend most weekends trashpecting and dumpster diving looking for good stuff to bring home.

by Philly Hockey Player December 19, 2010

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

Fear of low battery

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

by Philly Hockey Player August 04, 2022

Johnsonectomy

Cutting off your penis

As the final step of transitioning to Danielle, Dan had a johnsonectomy.

by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

humbling tumbling

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

This coronavirus pandemic has brought everyone around the world to their knees. It has been a humbling tumbling.

by Philly Hockey Player March 22, 2020

zeka zone

The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America

All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.

by Philly Hockey Player May 13, 2016