Philly Hockey Player's definitions
The parts of the world in which the zeka virus is prevalent, which are the southern coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central America, and South America
All of my older friends are moving south to the zeka zone. They'll escape the cold and snow, but may die young when they catch the virus.
by Philly Hockey Player May 13, 2016

by Philly Hockey Player December 20, 2010

by Philly Hockey Player August 4, 2022

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

by Philly Hockey Player April 11, 2025

Whenever a blizzard occurs, and we ‘re stuck at home, the wife and I always indulge in a little daytime sex, or, what we call snex
by Philly Hockey Player January 31, 2021

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020
