Philip the person's definitions

tastes like tits

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

hello mr dog

A phrase used by butters from south park, that has become a common greeting toward dogs.

Dog: Hello Arthur.
Arthur: Why, hello mr dog.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

shit slinging

1. To insult someone savagely, to proverbially 'throw shit' at them.
2. A common curse.
3. The act of using a slingshot to propel shit at people.

1.
A: You're an asshole.
B: What? You're the asshole.
C: Hey, stop the shit slinging.

2. After walking onto a rake, hence causing it to rise in your face: shit slinging rake!

3. After slingshotting shit at someone:
A: Look, I got him.
B: Good shit slinging, Mr Jobs.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008