Phil Martin's definitions

hippo-crocca-dogga-pig

Term used to described an extremly unactractive female.

No i wouldn`t allow your girlfriend to piss on face. She is almost certainly a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig.

by Phil Martin October 31, 2004

Golden Baby

To unexpectedly stumble across something that you`re looking for. A gloriously lucky moment.

I woke up and got ready for work only to realise that it was saturday! golden baby i shouted

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

liquid sillk

Seaman/Cum/spunk/daddy batter

As i wanked like a fucker arks of liquid silk spilt all over my bedroom floor

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Daddy batter

The silky liquid that is ejaculated from the penis as a result of a male sexual climax .

I was fucking her so hard that within minutes i was releasing arks of daddy batter across her dirty little face!

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

FBA

Fast Back Door Action. Anal sex

I gave her some FBA last night

by Phil Martin November 17, 2003

viva la beaver

A holiday fuck.

viva la beaver was the only sport jim did when we were in spain. The fuck nut

by Phil Martin November 14, 2003