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Definitions by Phil Martin

hippo-crocca-dogga-pig 

Term used to described an extremly unactractive female.
No i wouldn`t allow your girlfriend to piss on face. She is almost certainly a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig.

Golden Baby 

To unexpectedly stumble across something that you`re looking for. A gloriously lucky moment.
I woke up and got ready for work only to realise that it was saturday! golden baby i shouted
Golden Baby by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Daddy batter 

The silky liquid that is ejaculated from the penis as a result of a male sexual climax .
I was fucking her so hard that within minutes i was releasing arks of daddy batter across her dirty little face!
Daddy batter by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

liquid sillk 

As i wanked like a fucker arks of liquid silk spilt all over my bedroom floor
liquid sillk by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

viva la beaver

viva la beaver was the only sport jim did when we were in spain. The fuck nut
viva la beaver by Phil Martin November 14, 2003