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Large It Off Mode

The Mode you enter when you're pissed off!

Or when a girl is on the rag!
Fuckin hell, Sheree was in large it off mode earlier, she told me to fuck off and hung up on me!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
mugGet the Large It Off Modemug.

Worth

Sarcastic for "Yeah Nice One"
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!
You: "Sean, can i borrow a quid off ya till later?" Sean: "Nah!" You: "Worth!"

"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"

Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
mugGet the Worthmug.

Sniffer

Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!
Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
mugGet the Sniffermug.

Spess

From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!
Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!
by Phatzoot June 15, 2011
mugGet the Spessmug.

Bog Weed

Really Really Crap Ganja! Bottom of the barrell weed!
Also Known As Boggers
You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?

Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!

You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!

Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
mugGet the Bog Weedmug.

Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!
What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
mugGet the Giro Technicianmug.

Lezzin' It Off

When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!
Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
mugGet the Lezzin' It Offmug.

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