Definitions by Peugeotjoker
Harley yuppy
A suburban middle management type who buys a shiny new Harley Davidson to ride on the weekends, while togged out in pristine leathers. Thinks he is cool but is really just a pretentious brand name status seeker. The bike is usually in the garage next to the minivan and the trailer with the jet skis.
Harley yuppy by Peugeotjoker May 20, 2005
sprawl conduit
Any newly reconstructed highway leading out of an urban area, which has been upgraded to multiple lanes in order to facilitate construction of cookie cutter McMansion subdivisions, strip malls, and big box retailers.
We hopped onto the sprawl conduit to get to Brenda & Tony's new house in the Brownfield Heights subdivision. Just take the exit for Limbaugh Blvd. and go 4 blocks, take a left on Rutting Buck Lane, and and it's the fourth virtually identical pile of faux brick and cheap vinyl siding on the right.
sprawl conduit by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
yellow ribbon magnet
A cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his SUV, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in Iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of KFC.
I swear if I see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an SUV that cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to start taking the bus to work.
yellow ribbon magnet by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
fixed-gear
fixed-gear by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
Tool
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2.) Most politicians.
2.) Most politicians.
1.) Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.
2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
Tool by Peugeotjoker May 13, 2005