cold open

In a television show or movie, where it opens by going straight into a scene without any set-up or explanation.

The T.V. show HOUSE is known for its cold openings.

by Peter W.N. April 15, 2008

vagina product

1) A "feminine" product (such as tampons or pads).

2) Any regular product specifically catered or marketed towards women.

1) My girlfriend suddenly had her period and needed me to get her some vagina products.

2) Even though I'm a guy and Luna bars are a total vagina product, I can't help myself from eating them.

by Peter W.N. May 26, 2009

orange light

A traffic light that has been on yellow for so long it's about to turn red.

While you SHOULD stop, most people just gun it.

I wasn't about to stop for that orange light! I got places to be!

by Peter W.N. January 03, 2010

pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

by Peter W.N. October 19, 2009

USI

Unwarranted Self-Importance.

To make yourself seem important without actually doing anything to benefit society.

Typical USI sufferer-
"Hey guys!! i just posted an awesome new drawing on DA, and then i posted a vlog on YouTube about what happened to me today! i also talk about my new band! i'm putting some vids on my channel cuz i know we're gonna make it big! i also just put up some new pictures of me on my Myspace (lol i dyed my hair, i look so HAWT!!!) comments PLZ THX GUYS!!! <3"

by Peter W.N. October 30, 2009

stress mess

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.

Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.

by Peter W.N. October 16, 2010

yeah-huh

An affirmative comeback, commonly used after "nuh-uh."

A: "Did you see that Amy got a nose job?"
B: "Nuh-uh."
A: "Yeah-huh."
B: "That crazy bitch."

by Peter W.N. November 03, 2008