19 definitions by Peter W.N.

Describes the state of something that is terrible beyond human definition.
The awfulicity of my essay made the teacher stab herself in the eye.
by Peter W.N. December 2, 2007
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A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.
Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.
by Peter W.N. October 13, 2010
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Equal rights.

An equal sign (=) followed by two greater-than signs (>>) (i.e. two rights, or just 'rights').
by Peter W.N. September 9, 2010
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To have sex with someone under the influence of drugs.

Literally, to score with someone high.
I met this stoner chick at a party last night and totally got a high score.

You should never beat your high score.
by Peter W.N. January 8, 2010
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Unwarranted Self-Importance.

To make yourself seem important without actually doing anything to benefit society.
Typical USI sufferer-
"Hey guys!! i just posted an awesome new drawing on DA, and then i posted a vlog on YouTube about what happened to me today! i also talk about my new band! i'm putting some vids on my channel cuz i know we're gonna make it big! i also just put up some new pictures of me on my Myspace (lol i dyed my hair, i look so HAWT!!!) comments PLZ THX GUYS!!! <3"
by Peter W.N. October 30, 2009
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1. A "nightmare" of a marriage - a marriage that only creates a living hell for one or both members.

2. A hastily planned marriage; one that practically happened overnight. Usually leads to definition 1 anyway.
1. Liz's husband turned into such a douche after they got married... now she's totally stuck in a nightmarriage.

2. Bill and Wendy got married before they even knew eachother. It's a total nightmarriage. I don't think it'll last.
by Peter W.N. August 9, 2009
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In a television show or movie, where it opens by going straight into a scene without any set-up or explanation.
The T.V. show HOUSE is known for its cold openings.
by Peter W.N. April 16, 2008
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