Definitions by Peter W.N.

nightmarriage 

1. A "nightmare" of a marriage - a marriage that only creates a living hell for one or both members.

2. A hastily planned marriage; one that practically happened overnight. Usually leads to definition 1 anyway.

1. Liz's husband turned into such a douche after they got married... now she's totally stuck in a nightmarriage.

2. Bill and Wendy got married before they even knew eachother. It's a total nightmarriage. I don't think it'll last.

nightmarriage by Peter W.N. August 8, 2009

that's totally gonna happen 

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

that's totally gonna happen by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

that's happening for real 

That's awesome, amazing, or downright sweet. Also used to say you agree with the statement or plan.

The sincere opposite of that's totally gonna happen.

Kid 1: "We just got some crazy imported Chinese fireworks, wanna blow them up with us?"
Kid 2: "What?! YES! That's happening for real!!"

Guy: "Damn, check out that girl's ass! That's happening for real!"

that's happening for real by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

chimney kids 

A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.

Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!

chimney kids by Peter W.N. June 22, 2009

vagina product 

1) A "feminine" product (such as tampons or pads).

2) Any regular product specifically catered or marketed towards women.

1) My girlfriend suddenly had her period and needed me to get her some vagina products.

2) Even though I'm a guy and Luna bars are a total vagina product, I can't help myself from eating them.

vagina product by Peter W.N. May 26, 2009

a hard place 

When combined with a rock, something you get stuck between.

One of two very difficult situations.

If I stay up all night to study, I'll be too tired to take the test, but if I go to bed early I won't know enough to pass. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

a hard place by Peter W.N. November 3, 2008

yeah-huh 

An affirmative comeback, commonly used after "nuh-uh."

A: "Did you see that Amy got a nose job?"
B: "Nuh-uh."
A: "Yeah-huh."
B: "That crazy bitch."

yeah-huh by Peter W.N. November 3, 2008