Peter W.N.'s definitions

pickled pepper

A penis covered in herpes sores.

Girls run away from that guy whenever they see his pickled pepper.

by Peter W.N. October 19, 2009

that's totally gonna happen

A sarcastic statement used to mock someone's bad idea, pretty much saying it's not gonna work out like that.

Kid 1: "Oh man, my friend and I are gonna go get loaded it in the park!"

Kid 2: "Oh, well, I mean, the police station is right next door... But yeah, no, that's totally gonna happen."

by Peter W.N. June 27, 2009

=>>

Equal rights.

An equal sign (=) followed by two greater-than signs (>>) (i.e. two rights, or just 'rights').

=>> for everyone!

by Peter W.N. September 9, 2010

vagina product

1) A "feminine" product (such as tampons or pads).

2) Any regular product specifically catered or marketed towards women.

1) My girlfriend suddenly had her period and needed me to get her some vagina products.

2) Even though I'm a guy and Luna bars are a total vagina product, I can't help myself from eating them.

by Peter W.N. May 26, 2009

filter artist

A person who takes pictures, runs them through a filter in Photoshop, and calls it their art. They generally mass-produce pictures this way without any talent whatsoever. A shame to real artists everywhere.

"Look! I took this photo of a tree and made it so it looks like I drew it! It's art! I'm awesome!"
"No, it's not. You're just a stupid filter artist."

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

awfulicity

Describes the state of something that is terrible beyond human definition.

The awfulicity of my essay made the teacher stab herself in the eye.

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

high score

To have sex with someone under the influence of drugs.

Literally, to score with someone high.

I met this stoner chick at a party last night and totally got a high score.

You should never beat your high score.

by Peter W.N. January 8, 2010